ahc4353 06:55 AM 11-08-2008
When I had a desion to make my dad would always say, "Do what you think is best".
Now I get to say that to my sons!!!
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Starscream 08:42 PM 11-08-2008
When your kids are home, always lock the bedroom door before having sex. You don't want them accidentally walking in.
:-)
Lucy, you have a lot of 'splainin' to do!
:-)
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petewho 10:00 PM 11-08-2008
Look where you want to go - for things like skiing, mountain biking, driving, etc. If you're looking at the big rock or tree you DON'T want to hit, you'll hit it. So just look where you want to go.
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shilala 10:23 AM 11-09-2008
Ignorance can be fixed. Stupidity is forever.
The quality of a man's life is in direct proportion to his commitment to excellence.
-Vince Lombardi
If you would make a man happy,
add not to his wants,
but subtract from the sum of his desires." - Seneca (4 B.C.E.-65 A.C.E.)
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piperman 11:26 AM 11-10-2008
Just because it comes in your size does not mean buy it.
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Mugen910 11:31 AM 11-10-2008
needing and wanting are two different things...Do you need that or do you just want it?
:-)
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theycallmedan'lboone 12:01 PM 11-10-2008
"Be sure you're right, then go ahead"
"You may all go to hell. Me? I'm going to Texas"
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replicant_argent 03:31 PM 11-13-2008
Try to refrain from posting during/while/after chugging cold meds all day.
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Secret Santa 03:58 PM 11-13-2008
A bird in the bush is worth two in the hand........
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SvilleKid 08:37 PM 11-13-2008
I'd rather be judged by twelve than to be carried by six.
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* * Look in ALL your purses for that misplaced Palio before ordering a new one. * *
Even that fugly purse your Mom gave you from her old lady purse party circuit.
Because THAT'S what you hauled your cigars n stuff in when you went to dinner at Mom's last weekend, ya goofball! GOOFBALL!
[fugly cigar purse gif here]
:-)
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icehog3 11:21 PM 11-13-2008
Originally Posted by SvilleKid:
I'd rather be judged by twelve than to be carried by six.
One of my all time favorites, Cliff.
:-)
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Bruzee 12:49 AM 11-14-2008
"Choose a job you love, and you'll never work a day in your life."
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theycallmedan'lboone 08:17 AM 11-14-2008
when in doubt, empty the mag.
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theycallmedan'lboone 08:18 AM 11-14-2008
Originally Posted by av8tor152d:
Slow is smooth and smooth is fast.
I always hated that one... slow is slow. but I guess if you mean slow is smooth, smooth eventually makes you fast....
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Starscream 08:55 AM 11-14-2008
If you're going to cheat, don't copy the dumb person's paper. Copy answers from the smart person.
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kjd2121 03:18 PM 11-14-2008
Why do today what you can put off til tomorrow!
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csbrewfisher 04:12 PM 11-14-2008
Want in one hand, and sh*t in the other, and see which one fills up first.
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shilala 05:09 PM 11-14-2008
I can't believe I forgot this one...
"If mama ain't happy, ain't nobody happy."
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Studebaker 05:48 PM 11-14-2008
Life is like a s**t sandwich.
The more bread you have, the less s**t you have to eat.
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