We've all heard the advice of the great thinkers. Old Saws like "a penny saved is a penny earned" and "A bird in the hand is better than two in the bush".

Now it's time for us everyday thinkers to expand the wisdom of the common man.

I'll start with:

Always smell the milk in the jug before you drink from it.

(This should be self exclamatory to anyone who has ever turned the jug up and ended up with a mouth full of yuck!)
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Always proof read your posts and TITLES before hitting submit. :-)
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Don't zip up too fast or you might not like the results
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Stay in school, and be a thinker, not a stinker
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Treat others the way you wish to be treated.

Tis always better to have it and not need it, than to need it and not have it.
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The early bird gets the worm (but the second mouse gets the cheese)
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Don't drink turpentine and piss on brush fire!
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Just because you can, doesn't mean you should :-)
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It's easier to get forgiveness than permission. This is what I tell myself every time i make a cigar purchase. I know you know what I'm talking about. :-)
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never mow another man's lawn!
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Heard this one the other day from an older co-worker. It was new to me.

"If it flies, floats, or fornicates; rent it."

And then there is the 7 Ps.
Surely someone in the Asylum here knows that one... :-)
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Never stick your fingers where you wouldn't stick your face.......

Think about it... its good advice....


Mark
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Random Joan advice:

- Watch where you put down that hot heat gun; it CAN ignite the oily rag between your feet you just used to catch some dripping gear oil.

- Let your girl drive the boat sometimes.

- 50cal ammo cans make GREAT Barbie Doll play houses! :-)

- Life is too short for regrets, complaining, or bad cigars. :-):
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Never squat with spurs on or pee on the electric fence.
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Don't eat the yellow snow... :-)
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MOST excellent! :-)

[big kiss gif]

:-)
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If you can't pi$$ off your back porch you're living in the wrong neighborhood.
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Listen to your parents, they actually know something.
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Dude, I peed a little!

Which brings me to....

Always wear clean underwear.
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