There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell Chuck Norris stories.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
Once the cop pulled over Chuck Norris....the cop was lucky to leave with a warning.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience
Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
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Some magicians can walk on water. Chuck Norris can swim through land.
Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
The Boogie Man checks his closet every night for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris never sleeps. He waits...
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Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting as hunting implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
Chuck Norris masturbated in the back of a semi and Optimus Prime was born.
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