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The man, the myth, the legend turns 72 today.

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Chuck Norris has existed since the beginning of time. His side kick was responsible for the Big Bang.
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Fear of spiders is Arachnophobia, fear of tight spaces is Claustrophobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic.
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Chuck Norris has no chin. Ther is another fist under that beard.
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Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table of elements with a roundhouse kick. The only element that he recognizes is the element of surprise.
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When Chuck Norris goes swimming he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris.
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Looks more like 27 to me.
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Wow, he looks younger than some 20 year olds....lol I still remember him in Return of the Dragon...starring Bruce Lee
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Chuck Norris died 20 years ago; Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
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When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone, he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.
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The Golf Channel mentioned his birthday today and said that a hole-in-one on a par 5 is called a Chuck Norris. :-)
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Chuck Norris once ate an entire birthday cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper inside.
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I don't think this man ages...he looks the fricken same! Here's to ya Chuck! :-)
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It's the Total Gym he uses with Christie Brinkley that keeps him young!

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I'm gonna watch Lone Wolf McQuade in his honor.
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You guys have some great Chuck Norris jokes :-)
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Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move.
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Chuck Norris is the man!

Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He pushes the ground down.
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Chuck Norris was once bitten by a Cobra! After 3 days of excruciating pain the cobra died.
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