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General Discussion>YOUR favorite sayings......
pnoon 07:53 AM 06-10-2010
Your order has been shipped. :-)
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Subvet642 08:06 AM 06-10-2010
Originally Posted by T.G:
When I'm in the middle of working on something which should be obvious to just about anyone and someone walks up and asks: "What are you doing?" my usual response is "Fvcking a duck, you wanna give me a hand here and grab some feathers?" while displaying the most psychotic smile and look I can muster.
I almost p!ssed myself laughing! :-):-):-)
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Brian D. 08:11 AM 06-10-2010
"If you don't like the music go talk to the organ grinder, not the f***in' monkey!" (That's some of the best advice I've ever been given.)

"She's so ugly she'd make a freight train take a dirt road."
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kenstogie 10:55 AM 06-10-2010
You can paint a garbage can platinum but it's still a garbage can.

You've were given two ears and one mouth. Use them in that ratio.
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BradNC 02:35 PM 06-10-2010
You can roll a turd in powdered sugar but it still ain't no jelly doughnut!
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coastietech 08:01 PM 06-10-2010
I've lived most of my adult life by this quote...

Had the price of looking been blindness, I would have looked.
-Ralph Ellison
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TripleF 09:01 PM 06-10-2010
All that is necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing.
Edmund Burke, Irish philosopher
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joeobx 09:56 PM 06-10-2010
Originally Posted by icehog3:
We sleep safe in our beds at night because rough men stand ready in the night to visit violence on those who would do us harm.
:-)
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joeobx 10:06 PM 06-10-2010
From the first forman I worked for: if it was easy they'd pay monkeys to do it
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wolfandwhisky 12:22 AM 06-11-2010
Originally Posted by coastietech:
I've lived most of my adult life by this quote...

Had the price of looking been blindness, I would have looked.
-Ralph Ellison
Great quote Joe.
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