TripleF 06:06 AM 05-22-2010
Don't know if there is a thread already in existance for this topic....but I thought I'd ask.....what's YOUR favorite saying? Or one of them? Or a couple of them?
What prompted this was utilizing my handy-dandy Swiss Army Knife to trim a few nose hairs, when I remembered one of my favorite sayings:
A man without a knife, is a man without a life!!
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massphatness 06:22 AM 05-22-2010
Do not despair that the rosebush has thorns; rather rejoice that the thornbush has roses.
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jsnake 06:25 AM 05-22-2010
1badhog07 06:36 AM 05-22-2010
BigAsh 06:45 AM 05-22-2010
Hahaha....Just keep a steady hand with that knife Scott!.
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Life is short eat dessert first
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JaKaacH 09:21 AM 05-22-2010
If you don't change today, tomorrow will be like yesterday...
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MedicCook 09:22 AM 05-22-2010
pnoon 09:23 AM 05-22-2010
The glass is
always half-full.
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MajorCaptSilly 09:43 AM 05-22-2010
A bird in your front pants pocket is probably uncomfortable.
Soup is food.
Don't eat the yellow VW Beetle.
Crying is just like laughing except you're sad.
When the wolves come to your door, it's probably time to move somewhere where wolves don't come to your door.
An apple a day is good if you like apples.
MCS
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SmokeyJoe 09:47 AM 05-22-2010
"...as nervous as a long-tailed cat in a room full of rockin' chairs."
"If this ain't true, then grits ain't groceries."
"That's about as useless as teets on a boar-hog."
(After somebody does something stupid...) "Well bless his heart!"
(You probably guessed I live in the South.) :-)
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TripleF 09:50 AM 05-22-2010
Originally Posted by SmokeyJoe:
"If this ain't true, then grits ain't groceries."
ROFLMAO.......
dude, that's bout as crazy as a sprayed cockroach
:-) :-)
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bvilchez 10:00 AM 05-22-2010
WTF Over!?!?!
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rizzle 10:05 AM 05-22-2010
An answer to "what's up?"...nothing but the rent.
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skullnrose 10:06 AM 05-22-2010
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
It's like deja-vu, all over again.
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SmokeyJoe 10:07 AM 05-22-2010
A line from the show "Cheers" that has stuck with me...
When responding to "Hey Joe... what's shaking?"
"All four cheeks and a couple of chins."
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Eleven 10:07 AM 05-22-2010
Some of my favorites.
It takes a mighty big dog to weigh a ton
I'm cornfused
Awesome!
Why I oughta!
Thats no moon.
It's a trap!
This one time, at band camp...
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The Poet 10:14 AM 05-22-2010
From others: Illegitimi non carborundum.
From me: Misogynists are made, not born.
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St. Lou Stu 11:00 AM 05-22-2010
I had no idea sheep were that strong!
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SNKBYT 11:08 AM 05-22-2010
that dog won't hunt
kiss my ash
kiss my fuzzy white Irish azz
I don't give a rats azz
I am smiling
:-)
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