Man with hand in pocket always feels cocky.
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rack04 08:31 PM 10-26-2008
Go to bed with itchy butt. Wake up with stinky finger.
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kgraybill 08:44 PM 10-26-2008
Never do beer bongs blindfolded!
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SvilleKid 11:24 PM 10-26-2008
Originally Posted by av8tor152d:
Taking off is optional, Landing is mandatory.
Like that one. Should be followed closely by:
It's not the fall that gets you, it's that sudden stop at the end.
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theycallmedan'lboone 08:45 AM 10-27-2008
"You've heard of not gettng into a land war in Asia", as well as "do not go in with a Sicilian when death is on the line". My friend, never EVER bet AGAINST Liverpool in Europe.
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cbsmokin 10:53 AM 10-27-2008
Just ask for help when you need it.
Don't throw full lighters into fires.
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BigBruce 12:14 PM 10-27-2008
He who hesitates masterbates
Go ugly early
If you are gonna crash (helicopter) put the cyclic up your ass. Makes it more interesting for crash investigation.
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pnoon 12:30 PM 10-27-2008
Originally Posted by theycallmedan'lboone:
"You've heard of not gettng into a land war in Asia", as well as "do not go in with a Sicilian when death is on the line". My friend, never EVER bet AGAINST Liverpool in Europe.
Amen, brother.
:-)
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theycallmedan'lboone 01:13 PM 10-27-2008
Originally Posted by BigBruce:
He who hesitates masterbates
Go ugly early
If you are gonna crash (helicopter) put the cyclic up your ass. Makes it more interesting for crash investigation.
:-):-):-)
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Tikihut27 07:20 PM 10-28-2008
Originally Posted by theycallmedan'lboone:
:-):-):-)
Combat stress. Pay him no nevermind.
:-)
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Swampper 07:54 PM 10-28-2008
Originally Posted by gettysburgfreak:
My poli sci teacher in college said it was the 5 P's
Prior Preparation Prevents Poor Performance
7Ps: PROPER PRIOR PLANNING PREVENTS PISS POOR PERFORMANCE
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Steve 10:19 PM 10-28-2008
Live in the present, forgive your past.
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Neuromancer 10:53 PM 10-28-2008
Here's the three most important things for a great life:
#1: Respect for all living things.
#2: A healthy bowel movement on a regular basis.
#3: A navy blue blazer.
And, oh, yes, don't take your eye off the ball!
PS - Plagiarized from
The Fisher King...
:-)
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Steve 10:56 PM 10-28-2008
#2 is
#1
Originally Posted by Neuromancer:
#2: A healthy bowel movement on a regular basis.
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smokeyscotch 10:32 PM 11-07-2008
Gotta revive this thread.
He that has chili dog for lunch should not burp in paint mask.
Don't ask.
:-)
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icehog3 11:32 PM 11-07-2008
Don't pull your love out on me, baby, If you do then I think that maybe I'll just lay me down and cry for a hundred years.
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Sauer Grapes 11:56 PM 11-07-2008
Originally Posted by taltos:
Don't fry bacon with your shirt off.
Don't tease the cat when not wearing pants.
Or... don't fry bacon without pants on. ouch.
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:eevis 07:35 AM 11-08-2008
"Don't cross the beams"- Egon Spengler
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Rockestone 07:39 AM 11-08-2008
Measure Twice. Cut Once.
Orgnaization is the key to success.
Sometimes you need to slow down in order to speed up.
Keep it simple, stupid!
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av8tor152d 07:48 AM 11-08-2008
Slow is smooth and smooth is fast.
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