MajorCaptSilly 06:29 PM 10-23-2008
Children shouldn't play with dead things.
MCS
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kgraybill 06:49 PM 10-23-2008
Dont tug on supermans cape,
Dont spit in the wind,
Dont pull the mask off ole lone ranger...
Hind site is 20/20 but you might bump into something when using it.
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CBI_2 07:25 PM 10-23-2008
A truth I remember from my grandmother: "Show me your friends and I'll tell you what kind of person you are."
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CBI_2 08:31 PM 10-23-2008
Virginity like bubble, one prick all gone.
Man who eats prunes, gets good run for money.
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jaycarla 08:45 PM 10-23-2008
Originally Posted by icehog3:
A lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on mine.
Would you mind having a seminar on this with my 16 year old daughter?
My addition:
If it smells funny don't eat it.
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Old Sailor 08:52 PM 10-23-2008
Don't try this at Home...we're all trained professionals!
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CBI_2 09:00 PM 10-23-2008
Don't be so open minded that your brains fall out.
A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
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Mugen910 09:07 PM 10-23-2008
Never stay in bed unless you get paid well for it.
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Tikihut27 05:27 AM 10-25-2008
"Don't look into car headlights and freeze, because you will either get run over or shot." -Bill Watterson as Hobbes
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WyoBob 06:36 AM 10-25-2008
"Bought right is half-sold". Old cattle buyer's saying.
WyoBob
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Surprised I havn't seen this one yet:
If it looks like a duck, swims like a duck and quacks like a duck, then it probably is a duck.
Walk softly and carry a big stick.
A friend in need is a friend in deed. Or as we used to say in the summer of love (1967 for you puppies) "A friend with weed is a friend in deed".
Don't bite the hand that feeds you.
One man's ceiling is another man's floor.
The older I get, the smarter my dad becomes. He is the smartest man I know. Virtually eveything he ever told me turned out to be true.
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renton20 09:52 AM 10-25-2008
Originally Posted by opus:
The older I get, the smarter my dad becomes. He is the smartest man I know. Virtually eveything he ever told me turned out to be true.
On that note,
When I was sixteen, my father was the most ignorant man in the world. By the time I reached 21, I was surprised at how much he had learned in five years
-Mark Twain
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Steve 09:56 AM 10-25-2008
That's amazing, I have had the exact same experience!
Originally Posted by renton20:
On that note,
When I was sixteen, my father was the most ignorant man in the world. By the time I reached 21, I was surprised at how much he had learned in five years
-Mark Twain
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SvilleKid 10:52 PM 10-25-2008
Government that can give you everything can take it all away.
Murphy was an optimist!!!
Be kind to your knees. You'll miss them when they're gone. (know this one by personal experience)
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ca21455 11:26 PM 10-25-2008
"I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather... not screaming in terror like his passengers."
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SmokinAFuente 08:08 AM 10-26-2008
Here is something my Great Grandmother told my little brother when he got in trouble for stuff his "friends" would do.
If you run with the wolves you howl with the wolves.
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CBI_2 08:40 AM 10-26-2008
Your actions are speaking so loudly I can't hear what your saying.
Beauty is only skin-deep but ugly goes to the bone.
Failure teaches success as long as you are willing to learn from it and don't stop trying.
Ignorance can be corrected but stupidity is permanent.
The grass is always greener over the septic tank.
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Squid 08:40 AM 10-26-2008
Never take a laxative and a sleeping pill in the same night!
:-)
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ucla695 06:50 PM 10-26-2008
:-) :-) :-)
Insanity - doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results.
-
Ben Franklin
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av8tor152d 06:51 PM 10-26-2008
Taking off is optional, Landing is mandatory.
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