on a roll :-)
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No matter where you go, there you are

A rolling stone gathers no moss

A bird in the hand can be messy

If at first you don't succeed, try try again
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you fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down
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if you first you don't succeed just give up, no sense being an asshole about thing
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If at first you dont succeed, Do not try sky diving. :-)
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I like tater ToTs
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HEY! thats MINE!
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If you shake it more than once you're playing with it.
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It's mine and I can wash it as fast as I want!
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Maybe you should use one of these from now on..©
:-)
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thar need to change thar butcher love (a old yorkshire saying when u speak to a skinny girl )
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Are we there yet?
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Nervous as a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs.
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It ain't over till the fat lady sings.

You can say that again.

It ain't over till the fat lady sings.
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Pissin' up a rope

Variety is the spice of life

Like an onion, the more layers you peel, the more it stinks
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I like tator tots, and beef jerky!©
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Fat chicks and mopeds are both a lot of fun, until your friends catch you with one.
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pimpin' ain't easy
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A.A. is for quitters.
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She has a great personality
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