If it ain't broke, don't fix it
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It's rain'in harder than a cow piss'in on a flat rock.
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I'm as happy as a tornado in a trailer park.
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A penny saved is a penny earned!!
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It's hotter than two mice screwin in a wool sock.
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It's always in the last place you look
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can't make a dollar out of 99 cents
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That and two dollars will get you a cup of coffee
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im out like a boner in gymshorts
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Life is what you make it.
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This is harder than chinese arithmetic!
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Life is too short for dog rockets.
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Be careful what you wish for,
you just may get it.
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I'm in there like swim-wear :-)
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Smoke what you like.
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Bomb Al
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Between a rock and a hard place
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Like warm apple pie
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I would rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
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A man who throws dirt loses ground.
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