My logic as well.
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This thread is too funny. Please take picture of your wife's reaction upon coming home. Lol.
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shes not home till tomorow... yea the house stinksss haha o well... and it looks like im going to have a package meet her at the door so shell be double pissed
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Make sure you have some flowers delivered with your cigars (or have some placed in a vase). :-)
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Sounds like you are busted to me. Air the house out, spray all furniture with Febreeze, make tacos right before she gets home.
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I'm with T.G. Burn some food in the kitchen, That's the ticket. :-):-):-):-)
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Or adopt a couple dozen stray cats tonight. :-)
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:-) :-) :-)

Yeah, it's a conspiracy.... and I'm telling!!! :-)

You've already said she burns incense. Burn some before she gets home. (Tip: Not her favorite. She's more likely to notice something "wrong" with a scent she's familiar with.) IF she picks up on lingering cigar, come clean. If she doesn't, well..... do that happy dance somewhere private. :-)
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This thread is so damn funny! My wife too hates the smell of smoke...I wouldn't dare smoke in the house...you are too brave...of course you are gonna have blueballs for the next week b/c more than likely you aren't gettin any! :-)

Oh, idea! you could burn some limburger cheese on the stove...that might cover the cigar stench up...on second thought no it won't your screwed! :-)
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You could always get a pet skunk:-)
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Oh fer chrissakes, man up and tell your woman that you're gonna smoke where and when you damn well feel like it.

EDIT: Mods, please delete this in case my wife reads the forum.
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Break your arm or something so you can go to the hospital, if your hospitalized she want be mad. Tell her you where smoking outside...and you fell out of your chair and you had to crawl inside to get the phone and dial 911...meanwhile your cigar was hanging out of your mouth and you where in so much pain you didn't think about it when you brought it inside.
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:-):-):-)

Both of these are possible... just improbable!!!
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NO WAYYYYYY! You'll Get Busted! Just Ask David, i.e. (smitdavi).:-)
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I was going to say, "How Long Have You Been Married"?:-):-)
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It's D-Day :-) I'd go with Gkitty's advice. In this situation you need to go with a woman's advice.

If you won't listen to her, listen to me. Don't do anything about the smell and tell her that you are smoking in the house whenever you G.D feel like it.
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Too late. :-)
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Just thought about something, if she makes more money than you, fess up, tell her it will never happen again. If you make more than her, tell her your the man of the house and you'll smoke wherever and whenever you want to and then run like hell LOL :-):-):-)
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Well... needles to say i got home today an hour before she did and the house smelled fine... we had alot of rain last night and i gues the cross winds + open windows + incense, cleared everything out... Just finished the steak and potatoes SHE COOKED.. (she felt bad for leaving me to fend for myself... and im enjoying an SLR A by the fire with a glass of pigs nose.. oh its been fun!
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glad it went well..but a wife rampage coulda been fun for US also :-)
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