"Ain't got sense enough to pour piss out a boot with directions on the bottom."




Ron
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You don't tug on superman's cape
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hilarious!!!!
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You cant polish a turd!
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On it like a duck on a june-bug.

(or the not so well known description of big ol' me riding a little ol' Honda Rebel 250 - You look like a dog riding a tick!) :-)
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Desire is the root of all suffering.
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Erhm... Sorry. http://www.howtocleanstuff.net/strat...polish-a-turd/
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its so cold it could freeze a brass monkeys balls off
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No pain no gain.
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You throw filth on the living and flowers on the dead.
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Teach a man to enjoy cigars and he'll be a lifelong friend. (I just made that one up, but it's true :-) )
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Happier than a clam at high tide.

As nervous as a virgin in a whorehouse.

If she had as many sticking out of her as stuck in her she'd look like a porcupine.
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Now we're $hitting in high cotton
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If my dog was as ugly as you I'd shave his ass and teach him to walk backwards
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Beaten with an ugly stick.
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I say potato, you say potato, I say tomato, you say tomato. potato, potato, tomato, tomato, lets call the hole thing off.



See, it just does not work when written!
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You don't spit into the wind
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You don't pull the mask off that old lone ranger
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sweating like a whore in church
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colder than a well-digger's a$$

mean as a snake

clean as a whistle

clear as a bell

nutty as a fruitcake

crazy as a loon

loose as a goose
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