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Mugen910 09:57 PM 05-22-2010
What other people think of you is none of your business.

Don't take yourself so seriously. No one else does.

This lady's got some nice ones I use often. Linky.
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MichaelJ 04:29 AM 05-23-2010
Does Howdy Doody have wooden balls?
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Subvet642 04:59 AM 05-23-2010
From Yogi Berra:
Yogi's math teacher--"Don't you know anything?"
Yogi--"I don't even suspect anything!"

On a serious note: "People are the architects of their own misery."

AND

"A person is only as happy as they make up their mind to be"

And finally, from Squadron Weapons Dept, Subron 14 (1984):
(Torpedoes should always be loaded for launch and not stowage, because...)
"If your guns ain't loaded, you'll get your azz shot off!"
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alwayslit 05:21 AM 05-23-2010
in for a penny, in for a pound
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TripleF 07:00 AM 05-23-2010
There's no "I" in TEAM, but there is an "ME" :-)


I'm busier than a one-legged man in a fanny kickin' contest.

Women.......Can't live with 'em, can't shot 'em.
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SNKBYT 07:02 AM 05-23-2010
I have come here to smoke cigars and chew bubble gum ..... and I'm all outta bubble gum
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Diesel Kinevel 08:25 AM 05-23-2010
Hang tough.

-Z
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icehog3 09:03 AM 05-23-2010
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
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Kreth 09:04 AM 05-23-2010
If you were any more full of sh!t it would say Depends on your forehead.
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Blueface 10:39 AM 05-23-2010
Found it on a stall one day.......

Some people come here to sit and think
I come here to chit and stink.
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RevSmoke 10:45 AM 05-23-2010
Originally Posted by jaydub13:

That went over like a fart in church
I like that one too.

Here's another: First the setting, Hellboy finds out Abe (fishgill guy) is in love with the Elf princess, and offers him a beer. Abe says, "No, I can't, my body's a temple."

Hellboy responds, "No, it's an amusement park. Have a beer."

That's just great, I love it.
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Blindjimme 11:25 AM 05-23-2010
I've got a great memory, it's just not very long.
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JaKaacH 04:00 PM 05-23-2010
Don't gripe about getting a haircut when you hang out at the barber shop.
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jjirons69 06:17 PM 05-23-2010
Damn Skippy
O yeah!
Full as a tick
Like a turd in a punchbowl
Dumb as a box of rocks
F*cked up as a can of worms
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Mugen910 06:41 PM 05-23-2010
Originally Posted by RevSmoke:
I like that one too.

Here's another: First the setting, Hellboy finds out Abe (fishgill guy) is in love with the Elf princess, and offers him a beer. Abe says, "No, I can't, my body's a temple."

Hellboy responds, "No, it's an amusement park. Have a beer."

That's just great, I love it.
:-) I love that part.
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SmokeyJoe 07:05 PM 05-23-2010
One that my Father-In-Law uses ...

"You can't polish a turd."

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Dark Jester 03:30 AM 05-24-2010
Fairness is an illusion we do not provide here. :-)
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Dark Jester 03:39 AM 05-24-2010
Originally Posted by SmokeyJoe:
One that my Father-In-Law uses ...

"You can't polish a turd."
Mythbusters actually proved that you can. :-)
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Starscream 06:46 AM 05-24-2010
It is what it is.
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SmokeyJoe 07:53 AM 05-24-2010
Originally Posted by SmokeyJoe:
One that my Father-In-Law uses ...

"You can't polish a turd."
Originally Posted by Dark Jester:
Mythbusters actually proved that you can. :-)
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

I started to say, "I would like to see that," but upon reflection? Naw. :-)
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