on it like a fat kid on a cupcake
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No soup for you!
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Your rotary dial telephone is inferior to my homing pidgeon.


MCS
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Bassists go deeper.
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For the fishing peeps!!!

Hook, line, and sinker.
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Love your Sig Brian. hope its ok I stole it too.



slap my ass and call me sally.
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It's leaking like piss through a mad women :-)
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Dumber than a box of rocks
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F*cked up as a can of worms.
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Happier than a pig eating ****!
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Sh*t eating grin. :-)
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my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
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She is so freaking hot!

MCS
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Don't count all your chickens before nuclear fission.


MCS
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“You say "potato", I say "potatoe", MCS said gzornblt".
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Sklee, it makes your coat shiny.
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Those aren't pillows
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That's not a knife ...
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"That guy is as useless as teets on a boar hog."

"I'm as jumpy as a long-tailed cat in a room full of rockin' chairs."


:-)
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All over it like white on rice
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