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General Discussion>YOUR favorite sayings......
BigFrank 11:23 AM 05-22-2010
Opinions are like assholes, everyone has one and they stink.
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Kreth 11:27 AM 05-22-2010
Originally Posted by SmokeyJoe:
"...as nervous as a long-tailed cat in a room full of rockin' chairs."
Well, dip my balls in buttermilk and squat me in a roomful of kittens.
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CasaDooley 11:32 AM 05-22-2010
Some of mine are;
No balls no blue chips
I'm all in
Fortune favors the bold

Whats shakin or Whats shakin bacon :-)
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replicant_argent 11:52 AM 05-22-2010
Originally Posted by pnoon:
The glass is always half-full.
Peter gets short poured all the time.
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dccraft 01:57 PM 05-22-2010
Things are more like today than they've ever been before.
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G G 02:59 PM 05-22-2010
Originally Posted by TripleF:
ROFLMAO.......

dude, that's bout as crazy as a sprayed cockroach :-) :-)
Grits are grocery's though.:-)
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Adriftpanda 03:23 PM 05-22-2010
ead, mike
ead, mario
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mariogolbee 03:43 PM 05-22-2010
Originally Posted by Adriftpanda:
ead, mike
ead, mario
This is ironic. I was about to post STFU Huy! So without further ado,
STFU Huy!:-)
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wolfandwhisky 03:52 PM 05-22-2010
If my aunt had balls she'd be my uncle.
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DPD6030 05:23 PM 05-22-2010
Better to be judged by 12 than carried by 6

Is the Bear Catholic?

Does the Pope poop in the woods.
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kugie 05:26 PM 05-22-2010
Sweating Like a Whore in church!
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SNKBYT 05:28 PM 05-22-2010
Originally Posted by snkbyt:
that dog won't hunt
kiss my ash
kiss my fuzzy white Irish azz
I don't give a rats azz
I am smiling:-)
why is the rum gone
damn hodgie
you were serious about that
get off my lawn
yes that was a smile
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qwerty1500 05:37 PM 05-22-2010
Originally Posted by SmokeyJoe:
"That's about as useless as teets on a boar-hog."[/i]
I use that one a lot ... all the city folk just look at me.

When everyone is gossiping about someone, I like to say ... "Good thing I'm normal." They get the message pretty quick.
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JaKaacH 06:58 PM 05-22-2010
I don't give'em hell, I just tell the truth and they think its hell!!
Harry S. Truman.:-)
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kgraybill 08:15 PM 05-22-2010
There is no "I" in team but there are 3 "U"s in shut the **** up!
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icehog3 08:20 PM 05-22-2010
We sleep safe in our beds at night because rough men stand ready in the night to visit violence on those who would do us harm.
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G G 08:55 PM 05-22-2010
Originally Posted by snkbyt:
yes that was a smile
Kinda hard to tell with the two of us huh Alex.:-)
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brigey57 09:35 PM 05-22-2010
A fool and his money are soon parted, Well then how did the fool get the money in the first place?:-):-)
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Volusianator 09:42 PM 05-22-2010
There's no "I" in team, but there's three "U's" in shut the fu@k up!
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jaydub13 09:53 PM 05-22-2010
Said by Aaron(lostark) at the last S.H.I.T. herf: "When in doubt, whip it out"

That went over like a fart in church
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