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General Discussion>This is just a bit bizarre.
Ashcan Bill 02:07 PM 02-26-2010
Originally Posted by shilala:
You old goats probably remember pics of Jackie O on The Christina.
Hell, I remember her in the White House.


Anyone know where I can get some whale foreskin? I'm thinking of remodeling the bathroom and a whale foreskin toilet seat would be just the ticket! :-)
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ucla695 03:04 PM 02-26-2010
Originally Posted by Ashcan Bill:
Hell, I remember her in the White House.


Anyone know where I can get some whale foreskin? I'm thinking of remodeling the bathroom and a whale foreskin toilet seat would be just the ticket! :-)
I'd be careful with the toilet seat idea....you might accidentally over excite the seat by moving around too much and then it's game over man. :-)
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G G 03:10 PM 02-26-2010
LOL
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The Poet 03:26 PM 02-26-2010
So, instead of neatsfoot oil, do you treat these with smegma?
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srduggins 03:31 PM 02-26-2010
Originally Posted by kydsid:
Well considering a whale penis can be 20 feet long I am pretty sure that the foreskin is big enough for more than one stool.
Should we be scared that you know this?
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Ashcan Bill 04:56 PM 02-26-2010
Originally Posted by ucla695:
I'd be careful with the toilet seat idea....you might accidentally over excite the seat by moving around too much and then it's game over man. :-)
Yeah, on second thought probably not a good idea. I'd get the blame every time the seat was up.............



:-)
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Col. Kurtz 05:25 PM 02-26-2010
Originally Posted by Darrell:
You don't know comfort until your butt naked drinking scotch while sitting on a whale foreskin.....

I'll take your word for it, brother.
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aich75013 05:31 PM 02-26-2010
This is one case where "This Thread is Better Without Pics."
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G G 05:36 PM 02-26-2010
Originally Posted by aich75013:
This is one case where "This Thread is Better Without Pics."
:-)
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kydsid 05:53 PM 02-26-2010
Originally Posted by aich75013:
This is one case where "This Thread is Better Without Pics."
What you don't belong to this congregation. http://whalepenis.org/ :-)
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Skywalker 06:47 PM 02-26-2010
OMG!!!:-):-):-)

That's a whale of a tale!!!
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