An oldie but goodie...

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face?

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There was a fire at the wax lips factory today. All the wax lips melted and there was a big mess.


MCS
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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel hanging from his belt. The bartender asks, "What's that for?" The pirate responds, "Aarrr, its driving me nuts".






A drunk walks out of a bar and sees a nun standing at a bus stop. He walks up to her and punches her in the face. When she falls to the ground, he starts screaming, "You're not so tough now, are you, Batman?"
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The original members of Menudo walk into a bar. Each member is wearing a New Kids on the Block t-shirt, a Backstreet Boys hat, and an NSYNC belt buckle. All the members order a Vodka and orange soda. The bartender says, "That's Keith Richards' favorite drink!". Terence Trent D'Arby was not harmed during the festivities.

MCS
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A buffalo and hippo are getting ready to arm wrestle. Right before the match starts the referee kicks the hippo's chair out from underneath him. The hippo says why'd you do that for? The referee says leave my bologna sandwich alone!
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A giraffe walks into a bar and says "the high balls are on me"
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I'll admit it. I'm not smarter than a 5th grader..or MCS or MrM.

A man walks into a bar, slips on some beer and falls down. The buffalo just shakes his head and walks out.
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Crystal walks into a bar and says "are you guys sniffing each others bags again".
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A guy walks into a bar, and it broke his nose.
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Two pieces of string walk into a bar and the bartender looks at them suspiciously. He says "Sorry, boys, we don't serve stings here." So the pieces of string walk out.

They're sitting in the gutter outside and feeling really thirsty when one piece of string says "Hey! I've got an idea to get me into the bar."

So he starts twisting and turning, wriggling this way and that, pulling out a few threads here and there. His mate's looking at him and thinks he's gone completely nuts.

Then the piece of string walks back into the bar. The bartender looks at him a little suspiciously again and says "Hey, you're not a string, are you?"

The piece of string replies "No, I'm a frayed knot."
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A guy walks into a bar and orders cake. The bartender ask what kind, beef or patty?
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A guy walks into a bar, notices his ex-wife is there with a date, and proceeds to eat a whole loaf of banana bread.
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David Hasselhoff walks into a bar...everyone is immediately drunk from the fumes.
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That's what I would do.

MCS
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Tell me about it. I must have eaten 60 loaves already. She really gets around.
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A guy walks into a bar and orders cake. The bartender asks "Do you want the gravy on the side".
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Scott's harpsicord who?
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Scott's harpsicord in a wagon parked by your car! Face! Face! Face!


MCS
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A bartender walks into a bar. The bartender says "Woah!" Nobody knows which bartender as each bartender's mouth was obscured.

MCS
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