Go to Costco - they sell boxes of 30. Eat one for breakfast, one for lunch, and one for supper. It's the damnest thing you'll ever experience. Hell, eat 2 or 3 a few hours before you go golfing with your buddies. You'll be the hit of the day and they'll go home with a new hero. My kids see them coming out of the pantry and they start with the "oh no, not the fart bars again!"

To those who think I'm kidding...and want a good laugh!

http://www.pleasegodno.com/archives/...e-me-Fart.html
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GrAEt7iwgb0

Wish I could've found the Bob and Tom version, but this'll do.:-)
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Racing stripes? :-)
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On a tangent...had a discussion the other day with some friends from South Africa about local colloquialisms that they confroted when they first came to America. This was one that really cracked him up!
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Mmmmm Bacon!
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I can laugh because I eat them too, had one this morning as a matter of fact. The problem is I read your post while on the phone with my wife listening to her complain about our kids fussing and fighting today. Not the best time to be trying to hold in laughter!
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I just hope you don't work somewhere that they have infrared cameras
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjwNZkyoZ88
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I feel for ya brother!!
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I love these too - I always have some in the house and I usually take one to work to have mid-morning. My coworkers, well I'm not sure they like them as much... :-)
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For the love of God, don't tell Peter about these!!!:-):-):-)
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Now the bars don't really have that effect on me but the cereal . My God , Damn the torpedoes ! The cereal makes me phart so much that my balloon not gets sore from all the flapping and vibrating . Couldn't finish the box and when I mentioned it to my father in-law he just shook his head back and forth saying "man oh man" pointing with his thumb sideways at my mother in-law . :-)
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I thought thats what the sound of the fart was for.
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I'm pretty sure I am gonna try this just for fun.

I think I will wait until I have really bad beer farts and I will down one of these. :-)
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Bring extra pants and underwear with you! That could be a powerful combination! :-)
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Eat a large bowl of oatmeal also and have a large salad the night before.:-)
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I eat a lot of these things, no wonder....
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That Sir, sounds like a Recipe for Disaster!!!
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It is a solution to our gas crisis.:-):-)
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:-)
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Still tough to beat a 10 pack of White Castle sliders and a 6 pack of Old Milwaukee. :-)
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