Yep, here I am again, fighting of the effects of Fiber One bars. Those 1.4 oz bars can produce 90 lbs of CO2 in a day's time. They must be a miracle of modern science. The doc told me to add more fiber to my diet so the wife's been buying these things for a while. They're tasty as hell, but my gracious, do they wreck me. I spend an hour a day crop dusting the hallways. I figured I'd eventually get used to them. Not. It sucks when you're stuck somewhere, your gut's boiling, and you have no where to degas. Late afternoon meetings kill me.

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Kill you? Kill YOU? What about the innocent?
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I am crying right now that's how fooking funny this post was. Thanks, I needed it.
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This gives me an idea for my Tuesday 3:30 meeting!
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:-)

I laughed so hard I started coughing.
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If we ever herf, I need to remember to sit upwind of you.:-)
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:-)


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Maybe charcoal-lined underwear would be a good investment for you? :-)
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:-)
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Scratch and sniff?:-)
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As long as you post the appropriate warning you're fine.

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I have posted this before and I will post it again:

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Man, I made the mistake (a BIG one) of taking some of those on a backpacking trip with me once. Between the fiber bars and the wild blueberries we were picking trailside...whew!
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Hahahahaha that's more like it. :-)
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Peter must have cornered the market on these things.
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FWIW, I had two bowls of the Fiber One Honey Clusters cereal this morning for breakfast and it has the same effect on me. I've been getting dirty looks from the dogs all day long.
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Since we're now discussing flatulence, is anyone else reminded of Gene Simmons when seeing the Fiber One commercials on television?

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Fiber one farts are the worst. Imagine being a teacher, teaching 90 minute periods. I remember being in band, and just yelling at the kids, "PLAY LOUD!!! LOUDER!!!"
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The bars and the cereal are now going on my shopping list.:-)
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Funny- but- trying to keep in what wants out is a most painful experience! I feel for ya, brother!
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