Looking for free fat black pens from funeral homes - Page 2

I just wanted to point out that adding one letter to the thread title changes the meaning entirely! :-):-):-):-):-)
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Originally Posted by kzm007:
Gentleman lol I thank you. I liked the one I managed to get at my stepfather's funeral (whole bunch of moral issues there, but mom seemed to find it funny?) but it's going dead I'm afraid.

Intentional pun? :-)
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No :-) Freudian slip, perhaps?
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There is a good brother on here that deals in exactly what you are talking about,,,,or at least has access. PM me and I will give you his Avatar name.
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Phree phat pens?
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Add a single i in a certain word in the title! Maybe it was just funny to me...after all I am on my 4th glass of bourbon!
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Have another!

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Wow dude, just wow...

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Originally Posted by hotreds:
Have another!

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I think I will! :-)
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Originally Posted by kzm007:
As for crayons, I dare someone here to judge me for eating something as delicious as mango-orange delight when I was three...exactly.

Must've been the old stock...with the red lead....:-)
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Originally Posted by kzm007:
I wanted to one day buy a casket early, and use it for a bookcase before I needed it - considered it an investment, really - stop staring like that :-)!

Need a beer cooler?

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Omg YES! And I hate beer :-)

What's happened to my funeral homie thread?

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:-)

Originally Posted by chippewastud79:
Actually, know someone who has done that and uses it as a coffee table. Its not as akward or odd as you may think, lots more people have done such a thing. No point in having to have someone buy a coffin for $1000+ for you and get no use out of besides burying it in dirt never to be seen again. :-)

I wonder if they seal well enough to be made into a humidor. That might be cool...
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LOL little Oust fan and a bag of Heartfelts, keep you stogie-fresh until they lift the embargo, eh? :-)
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Originally Posted by icehog3:
Need a beer cooler?

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For as long as it looks like he's been drinking PBR, he's prolly about ready for that casket. :-)
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lol my brother swills it, too. I don't care for it, Tastes...off to me, not really a beer flavor I don't think. Dunno why?
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Originally Posted by JE3146:
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.... Can't beleive I actually just said that :-)

You should be dinged!:-)
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This thing is still going? lol wow. What's so weird about saying I have an interest in death, anyway; for God's sake, I'm a writer :-) it seemed appropriate.

The human body can repair and repair itself and live a very long time if done correctly, yet at the same time, the smallest piece of metal or wood placed in the right spot at the right speed can end a life. It's all about about chance.

A man works his entire life, hypothetically, to provide for his family - maybe as a miner. If the right spark hits a coal vein, and he gets caught in it, or if he gets the right level of dust in his body, black lung's going to follow. A man could therefore be dying so that others may have a life. This raises the question, "why is a man born to die?"

And as for an interest in death, watch Six Feet Under sometime, which I've never seen properly. HBO got six or seven seasons out of the lives of a funeral director's family, didn't they? My little question asking for certain black pens seemed innocuous by comparison.

End rant :-)
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Six Feet Under was a great show.
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I don't think people are poking fun at your infatuation with death :-)

We are all going to die sooner or later, for guys like Al it seems to be much later. :-)
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