We're down like four flat tires.
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Close, but no cigar.

Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
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Busier than a cat coverin' sh1t on a hot tin roof.
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if the cats in the bag do
not throw it at the mother in law
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He looked at her like she was a stray dog with the mange
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Better to have it & not need it, than to need it & not have it.

Im more busy than a one legged man in an asskicking contest.

I havent looked back since October of 2008 :-)
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she looked like a bulldog chewing a wasp
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Harder than a whores heart.
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Off like a prom dress ...
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Colder than a landlords heart.
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Now that's an NC that tastes like a CC
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Colder than a bankers heart.
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Waiter, there is sklee in my soup.

Don't break it if you have a bird in hand and the bush is fixed.

MCS
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Like trying to herd Rabbits on a flat bed truck.
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You got to play them one game at a time..
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For the hockey fans:

Keep it simple.
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Getting through to you is like trying to stick a wet noodle up a wildcat's ass.
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A friend never disses on you to your wife.
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Pink is the new black :-)
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Don't give me no so, so soda.

MCS
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