When I was a lad my dog sat down in a fire ant bed.

He didn't sit there very long though.
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Where?:-)
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If all the animals along the equator were capable of flattery, then Thanksgiving and Halloween would fall on the same day.
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Why?
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When I was four years old, I watched my mother kill a spider... with a tea cosy. Years later, I realized it was not a spider - it was my Uncle Harold.
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Who?:-)
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How?
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