What happens when you get scared half to death........TWICE?!?

MCS
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Who is the greatest underwater spy?
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The same thing as when you go just over halfway into the forest, and still keep going in.. or is it out?
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How far can you run into the forest?
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Easy! You would be 3/4 the way toward death.
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:-)
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How many times would one have to scare himself half to death to die?
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Calculating that would entail the limit from 0 as x -> infinity of 1/x and some other calculus stuff I've forgotten a long time ago :-)

Suffice to say that, while you never technically get there, you get so infinitely and microscopically close that mathematically you arrive at the point of death.
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Half-wits!!!:-)
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If you were in your Prius traveling at the speed of light, and turned your headlights on. Would they work??????
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HELL NO, because I wouldn't be caught dead in a Prius!!
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There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Mostly dead is slightly alive. With all dead, well, with all dead there's usually only one thing you can do.
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"What's that?"

"Go through his clothes and look for loose change."
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Have fun storming the castle!
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This is some kind of a test. I don't test well. :-)
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You live to tell about it... :-)
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What happens if you eat cashews in the marmalade section of the library?
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What?:-)
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When ...

You put your right foot in,
You put your right foot out;
You put your right foot in,
And you shake it all about.

and is that what it's all about?
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When?
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