Dont let your mouth get your a$$ into something you cant get out of.....
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The only thing constant is change, so get used to it.
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Dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die today.
Laugh as much as you breathe and love as long as you live.
Nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and make a new ending.
One day your life will flash before your eyes. Make sure its worth watching.
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It's nice to be important, but it's important to be nice.
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If no one was watching would you do the right thing?
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Support the troops.

Send cigars, and other goodies to Hugh--hotreds
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Cabbage is a vegetable. A prune is not a vegetable.

MCS
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There are two excellent theories as to how to successfully argue with a woman. Neither of which work.
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Dont eat yellow snow!!!!!!
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Never pass up an opportunity to pee.

If you find yourself among strangers, I find if you have a cigar, you'll find a friend.
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treat others how you would like to be treated without the expectation of being treated that way.:-)
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what about: If it seems to good to be true, it probably isn't :-)
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It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.
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If your child does the same thing, how would you feel
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Don't let your mouth write a check that your A$$ can't cash.

Drive hammered and you will get nailed.
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