There are many. Thought we could compile a list... I'll start:

1. If Mommas not happy, nobody is happy.
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2. When in doubt - don't.
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1. If Mommas not happy, nobody is happy.
2. When in doubt - don't.
3. Would I be proud of this if my Mom or Dad saw me do it?
4. The best way to honor those who didn't come home is to live a honorable life.
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Da Klugs for the win!
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1. If Mommas not happy, nobody is happy.
2. When in doubt - don't.
3. Would I be proud of this if my Mom or Dad saw me do it?
4. The best way to honor those who didn't come home is to live a honorable life.
5. If you don't have anything good to say, then don't say anything.
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1. If Mommas not happy, nobody is happy.
2. When in doubt - don't.
3. Would I be proud of this if my Mom or Dad saw me do it?
4. The best way to honor those who didn't come home is to live a honorable life.
5. If you don't have anything good to say, then don't say anything.
6. Easier to ask for forgiveness than permission.
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1. If Mommas not happy, nobody is happy.
2. When in doubt - don't.
3. Would I be proud of this if my Mom or Dad saw me do it?
4. The best way to honor those who didn't come home is to live a honorable life.
5. If you don't have anything good to say, then don't say anything.
6. Don't whiz into the wind.
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1. If Mommas not happy, nobody is happy.
2. When in doubt - don't.
3. Would I be proud of this if my Mom or Dad saw me do it?
4. The best way to honor those who didn't come home is to live a honorable life.
5. If you don't have anything good to say, then don't say anything.
6. Easier to ask for forgiveness than permission.
7. Don't whiz into the wind.
8. You cannot change what you do not acknowledge.
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1. If Mommas not happy, nobody is happy.
2. When in doubt - don't.
3. Would I be proud of this if my Mom or Dad saw me do it?
4. The best way to honor those who didn't come home is to live a honorable life.
5. If you don't have anything good to say, then don't say anything.
6. Easier to ask for forgiveness than permission.
7. Stay in school, and be a thinker, not a stinker.
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1. If Mommas not happy, nobody is happy.
2. When in doubt - don't.
3. Would I be proud of this if my Mom or Dad saw me do it?
4. The best way to honor those who didn't come home is to live a honorable life.
5. Life is 10% what happens to you & 90% how you react to it.
6. You get out of it what you put into it.
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Isn't that backwards? :-)
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1. If Mommas not happy, nobody is happy.
2. When in doubt - don't.
3. Would I be proud of this if my Mom or Dad saw me do it?
4. The best way to honor those who didn't come home is to live a honorable life.
5. Life is 10% what happens to you & 90% how you react to it.
6. You get out of it what you put into it.
7. Don't eat the big white mint!
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4. When adding to a numbered list in a thread, it always pays to type it out ahead of time and paste it in to prevent the list from becoming jumbled.
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That's not what we learned in the military :-)
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8. Any day spent above ground can be counted as a win
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9. Measure twice, cut once!!!
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14. Keep it in your pants.
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When life gives you lemons, don't use them to treat paper cuts
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15.Do onto others as you would have them do unto you.
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16. Poop or get off the pot
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