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Chompers 02:44 PM 02-09-2009
http://longestjokeintheworld.com/

I can't post it because it's 63336 characters and I'm only allowed 16000 and I do not feel like making multiple posts,lol.

Took me a long time to read it all, but I laughed for a good while.
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GKitty 03:26 PM 02-09-2009
OMG... I can't believe I just read that novel of a joke.

But it was totally worth it!
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DMK 03:52 PM 02-09-2009
Sorry, I have a attention span of a goldfish.....:-)
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Chompers 05:09 PM 02-09-2009
Originally Posted by GKitty:
OMG... I can't believe I just read that novel of a joke.

But it was totally worth it!
hahah

That is the same thing I said when I read it.
The long-ness of the joke made the punchline so much better
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King James 05:12 PM 02-09-2009
what if i just skip to the punchline?


maybe I'll try to read it later lol
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GKitty 05:16 PM 02-09-2009
Originally Posted by King James:
what if i just skip to the punchline?


maybe I'll try to read it later lol
you could... but you won't get it.
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chippewastud79 08:29 PM 02-09-2009
Worst joke ever, can't believe I wasted that time in my life :-)
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Ubergopher 08:51 PM 02-09-2009
Originally Posted by Chompers:
http://longestjokeintheworld.com/

I can't post it because it's 63336 characters and I'm only allowed 16000 and I do not feel like making multiple posts,lol.

Took me a long time to read it all, but I laughed for a good while.
I'm going to make sure I outlive you and am there on your death bed and I'll unplug the machines half an hour before you're suppose to die as a way of balancing the books for the time you just stole from me.
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Chompers 09:08 PM 02-09-2009
lol

You guys are just fun haters
:-)
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lightning9191 10:41 AM 02-10-2009
I enjoyed it.:-)

Plus I could tell you guys about the time I spent in the desert, but I can't...
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AD720 11:25 AM 02-10-2009
I thought "The Shortest Joke In The World" was funnier. :-)
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Gophernut 11:29 AM 02-10-2009
Originally Posted by Ubergopher:
I'm going to make sure I outlive you and am there on your death bed and I'll unplug the machines half an hour before you're suppose to die as a way of balancing the books for the time you just stole from me.
:-) Let me know before you go, I'll drive.:-)
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ActionAndy 11:40 AM 02-10-2009
Originally Posted by AD720:
I thought "The Shortest Joke In The World" was funnier. :-)
So my girlfriend has been talking? www.instantrimshot.com

If the "thesis" wanted to be accurate, it would have to be attached to something well written. The joke itself wasn't worth the journey or the "commitment." Cool idea though.
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AD720 11:41 AM 02-10-2009
Originally Posted by ActionAndy:
So my girlfriend has been talking? www.instantrimshot.com
:-)
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icehog3 03:08 PM 02-10-2009
Originally Posted by Chompers:
http://longestjokeintheworld.com/

I can't post it because it's 63336 characters and I'm only allowed 16000 and I do not feel like making multiple posts,lol.

Took me a long time to read it all, but I laughed for a good while.
We have something in common...I can't read it because its 63336 characters. :-) :-)
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Silound 01:36 AM 02-11-2009
Worthless waste of time, I can tell you with nearly 100% certainty what's at the bottom without reading it. Either it will have some sarcastic remark about reading a whole pointless story, or it will attempt to analyze people based on how they read it into groups.


Waste of time, there are better things to do in life that are more productive, like smoking :-)
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totallytentative 07:35 PM 02-11-2009
Originally Posted by Ubergopher:
I'm going to make sure I outlive you and am there on your death bed and I'll unplug the machines half an hour before you're suppose to die as a way of balancing the books for the time you just stole from me.
I'll bring the beer.

:-)


Some of the train of thought parts vaguely remind me of Stephen King novel for some reason.... and just because it's the longest joke, there is no guarantee that it is even a good joke.

Yes, shortest joke is a bit funnier.
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AAlmeter 08:11 PM 02-11-2009
Originally Posted by Silound:
Worthless waste of time, I can tell you with nearly 100% certainty what's at the bottom without reading it. Either it will have some sarcastic remark about reading a whole pointless story, or it will attempt to analyze people based on how they read it into groups.


Waste of time, there are better things to do in life that are more productive, like smoking :-)
Party pooper :-)
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smokeyandthebandit05 11:28 PM 02-11-2009
I read it. I liked it. just read the damn story, what do u have to lose 20 min?

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icehog3 12:27 AM 02-12-2009
Originally Posted by smokeyandthebandit05:
I read it. I liked it. just read the damn story, what do u have to lose 20 min?
Lots of things to do with 20 minutes. :-) :-)
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