He delivered my AARP offer, two months early for good measure.

Never envisioned that day coming.

What's next?
Velcro sneakers
Early bird senior discounts at local restaurants
More grey hairs and ultimately, Q-tip status
Answer questions with "Huh? Did you say something?"
Depends (already piss in my pants thinking I am done and am really not)
Alzheimers

Oh well........:-)
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hey....you can get some good deals, Carlos
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I wouldn't feel bad about it if I were you. I get a handful of offers a year to join the AARP.....I mean 26 isn't old. Right?:-)
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Sure Jim.
Just wait until you get there.
I guess in thinking about it, is it really a bad trade off to get discounts on dining in exchange for pissing in your pants?
Hmmm............:-):-):-)
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Here you go Carlos :-):-)
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Wait until you get the benefits summary from Social Security and a permanent case of CRAFT (can't remember a f***ing thing). It does get worse and you didn't even mention joint replacement surgery and prostate treatment and getting cold when it is 60 outside.:-)
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Forgot those.
Thanks.:-):-)
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No way!!!

I am not going to empower my wife with something else to throw at me.:-)
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right! God forbid she missed and hit the fish tank!
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Actually, that would get her back.
Tank is acrylic.
Will probably bounce off the tank and smack her instead.:-)

Good thing she doesn't read this stuff.

Oh crap! Patrick just took a double secret screen shot of this.:-)
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Carlos! check these out!

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:-)
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So when are the Mod's gonna update your screen name from Blueface to BLUEHAIR??

:-)
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That eight ball cane his pimptastic Carlos.

Don't know why you would knock velcro shoes, they rock!
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You lack of sympathy bastages!!!:-):-):-)
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To top it off, got a card from DMV.

Every time I have renewed my license, it has been over the mail.
Now? They want me to go in for vision and hearing tests.
I am so screwed.

Huh?

Huh?:-)
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I hope you don't join the AARP.
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Oh man, you are screwed. :-)
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If you live in Del Boca Vista then you'll need one of these:

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and a pair of these:

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:-) :-) :-)
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Don't forget now you have to wear those really huge "sunglasses" that cover the whole face, bermuda shorts with long black socks.
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Sadly enough - I already have one of those. Was my best friend for several months before I graduated to a cane. Even got me one of them shower chairs.

It's not so bad Carlos - at least a lot of restaurants give ya a discount - and my wife is not afraid to use it when booking reservations to save a few bucks.


Ron
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