shilala 09:38 AM 10-01-2015
I don't think there's a realistic list out there anywhere, so I figured we should make one.
I have a couple...
1.) No matter what the event, all I have to do is say "Honey, I'm tired", and we go home.
2.) If I'm watching tv and say I'm cold, someone will bring me a blanket.
Whatta ya got?
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pnoon 09:53 AM 10-01-2015
No one questions you if you occasionally say "I'm beat. I'm going to bed." And it's only 9:00pm.
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Rmufb71 10:06 AM 10-01-2015
No one gets mad when you say/do something out of line
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stearns 10:16 AM 10-01-2015
czerbe 10:44 AM 10-01-2015
You can get out of doing things cause people expect less of you....
And of course... "Back in my Day"!
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av8tor152d 10:49 AM 10-01-2015
Making up random facts of how things used to be, and watching the kids look amazed.
Yes I told my nephew his dad used to hunt dinosaurs.
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jjirons69 11:11 AM 10-01-2015
1) I can wear almost anything I want together and no one expects any different.
2) I'm the boss, what I say goes. That's what I hated about being a kid.
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Skywalker 12:44 PM 10-01-2015
markem 12:46 PM 10-01-2015
No one yells at me if my pants are too low or too high.
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Porch Dweller 03:11 PM 10-01-2015
My 10-year old nephew was visiting a few months back, looked at the grey in my beard, and said "You're getting old, Uncle J!" I responded "Yeah, well I can order candy over the internet, pay for it with my credit card, and have it delivered straight to my house."
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pnoon 03:43 PM 10-01-2015
Originally Posted by markem:
No one yells at me if my pants are too low or too high.
or wet.
:-)
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markem 04:02 PM 10-01-2015
Originally Posted by pnoon:
or wet. :-)
Goes without saying. Name that movie.
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The Poet 04:10 PM 10-01-2015
I had a good one, but I forgot it.
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pnoon 04:46 PM 10-01-2015
Originally Posted by markem:
Goes without saying. Name that movie.
Anchorman.
:-)
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icehog3 06:43 PM 10-01-2015
markem 06:48 PM 10-01-2015
Originally Posted by pnoon:
Anchorman. :-)
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: For the experiment to be a success, all of the body parts must be enlarged.
Inga: In other vords: his veins, his feet, his hands, his organs vould all have to be increased in size.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Exactly.
Inga: He vould have an enormous schwanzstucker.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: That goes without saying.
Inga: Voof.
Igor: He's going to be very popular
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smokin5 07:06 PM 10-01-2015
The age range of women who look attractive to you increases every year.
....even if you do change your eyeglass/contact prescription regularly.
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badbriar 08:05 PM 10-01-2015
Fewer colds.
You know not to hold the nail for another guy to hit.
You can mostly get away with checking out attractive ladies because you're harmless.
:-)
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The Poet 08:19 PM 10-01-2015
