Whoever you are, I am coming for you.
I will find you.
You obviously do not know my resources nor what it is I do for a living.
There is no rock on this Earth you can crawl under and hide from me.
I will be breathing down your back looking for you.

Someone, at some point, shoved a Monte A in my humidor.
It's only now that I find it as I have not bought very much in a while and have been smoking the humidor dry.
Much to my surprise, I find this cigar.
I know John (BlackCoral) had given me one last time at my house and I smoked that one.
I have my suspicion about him and a couple of others.
Just know, I am on your trail.
I will find you.
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:-)

Get some!
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"I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom I can tell you I don't have money, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you, but if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you and I will kill you."
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:-)
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Well, this mystery didn't take too long to solve.
I am either very good at what I do (I am :-)), or this was way too easy.

Sent a text, simply saying, Fess Up.
Nailed it.
John, all over again.
If it wasn't because he is bigger than me, I would threaten to kick his butt.
So..... Will have to be creative......and I will
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:-) :-)
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Good luck, let me know how it works out for you.
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I will look for you, I will find you and I will kill you."
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When I read the initial post, I said to myself "that has John's name all over it".
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My thought exactly! :-)
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Alternatively: https://youtu.be/0bW4sDrSlo8
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...:-)
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I've Been The Victim Of John's Generosity, Carlos.:-):-) Good Luck With Your "Threats", Brother!:-)
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Very nice hit, John!
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:-)
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Turns out it took me over 15 months to find it in the humidor.
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Everyone should have a few boxes of Monte A's in the humidor...
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Smash him
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:-) Good thing it was a Monte that he left you and not an "upper decker". That might be a little ripe after 18 months. :-)

You know what needs to be done. :-)
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