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MajorCaptSilly 07:29 PM 12-09-2008
I have 2 cats: Ginger & Cupcake. They are about 8 years old and very healthy inside cats. Lately they have been ignoring me. The only time they give me any attention is when they're hungry. I think they are also mocking me when I'm not looking. Do you think they're mad at me?

MCS
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AD720 07:31 PM 12-09-2008
Try playing hard to get.

BTW, they are definitely mocking you.
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Emjaysmash 07:33 PM 12-09-2008
Try starving them. Worked with my kids...

...wait. I dont have kids. Never mind, then.
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lightning9191 07:35 PM 12-09-2008
Do you think they might be conspiring? I was ambushed once by my cats, but after fighting my way out of the brawl I established myself as the alpha male.
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VirtualSmitty 07:35 PM 12-09-2008
They are planning on assassinating you. Sorry MCS, you obviously missed the quiz.
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massphatness 07:38 PM 12-09-2008
Cats are pussies.
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csbrewfisher 07:41 PM 12-09-2008
Maybe they need to go for a long hike on a short trail...
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parafumar 07:45 PM 12-09-2008
You must analyze - which do you have?

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kayaker 07:46 PM 12-09-2008
My cats vary their attention giving and seeking. Sometimes, very needy, sometimes very aloof. But no matter how they are acting, cats are always plotting our demise.
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AD720 07:48 PM 12-09-2008
EXCERPTS FROM A CAT'S DIARY

DAY 752 - My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another houseplant.

DAY 761 - Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded, must try this at the top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair ... must try this on their bed.

DAY 765 - Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, in attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was...Hmmm. Not working according to plan.

DAY 768 - I am finally aware of how sadistic they are. For no good reason I was chosen for the water torture. This time however it included a burning foamy chemical called "shampoo." What sick minds could invent such a liquid. My only consolation is the piece of thumb still stuck between my teeth.

DAY 771 - There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell the foul odor of the glass tubes they call "beer". More importantly I overheard that my confinement was due to MY power of "allergies." Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage.

DAY 774 - I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit. The bird on the other hand has got to be an informant, and speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the metal room his safety is assured. But I can wait, it is only a matter of time...
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tobii3 07:49 PM 12-09-2008
you're confused.

Dogs have MASTERS.

Cats have STAFF.
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hotreds 07:51 PM 12-09-2008
Originally Posted by tobii3:
you're confused.

Dogs have MASTERS.

Cats have STAFF.
:-) They are behaving like CATS!
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MajorCaptSilly 08:06 PM 12-09-2008
I just had a talk with Ginger and she said that Cupcake is making her ignore me. Seems I walked where Cupcake wanted to walk a couple weeks ago and he can't let it go. I'm gonna get him some catnip.

MCS
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kayaker 08:11 PM 12-09-2008
Originally Posted by MajorCaptSilly:
I just had a talk with Ginger and she said that Cupcake is making her ignore me. Seems I walked where Cupcake wanted to walk a couple weeks ago and he can't let it go. I'm gonna get him some catnip.

MCS
Bribes usually work.
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VirtualSmitty 08:13 PM 12-09-2008
Originally Posted by MajorCaptSilly:
I just had a talk with Ginger and she said that Cupcake is making her ignore me. Seems I walked where Cupcake wanted to walk a couple weeks ago and he can't let it go. I'm gonna get him some catnip.

MCS
What kind of example are you setting? Trying to buy their love with drugs?
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massphatness 08:16 PM 12-09-2008
Originally Posted by VirtualSmitty:
What kind of example are you setting? Trying to buy their love with drugs?
I would love you for drugs, MCS.
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VirtualSmitty 08:18 PM 12-09-2008
Originally Posted by massphatness:
I would love you for drugs, MCS.
This will only end ugly.
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MajorCaptSilly 08:21 PM 12-09-2008
Originally Posted by massphatness:
I would love you for drugs, MCS.
Love me long time?

MCS
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AAlmeter 08:59 PM 12-09-2008
They taste like chicken. A .22 is more than enough.



Bon Appetit.
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DrDubzz 09:08 PM 12-09-2008
Originally Posted by MajorCaptSilly:
I just had a talk with Ginger and she said that Cupcake is making her ignore me. Seems I walked where Cupcake wanted to walk a couple weeks ago and he can't let it go. I'm gonna get him some catnip.

MCS
rub that catnip on your thighs, problem solved
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