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General Discussion>Tired of puny 60rg sticks?
LostAbbott 02:00 PM 11-05-2012
I am as well. From now on I only smoke 140+rg sticks. It is the only way to taste an entire tobacco plant, and not just a few leaves.

https://www.bazukas.com/proddetail.php?prod=5
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iaMkcK 02:02 PM 11-05-2012
Hmm. Well, at least we now can get Eggs that don't taper, so the diameter remains all the way through.
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Ogre 02:18 PM 11-05-2012
Think you would get tired before finishing it.
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363 02:18 PM 11-05-2012
and for only 20$ why not load a cooler full!
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CigarNut 02:19 PM 11-05-2012
I bet it has a heck of a nicotine hit... :-)
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T.G 02:22 PM 11-05-2012
I'm only buying it if it comes in digital camo and is packed in a bazooka shell casing tubos.
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Catfish 02:26 PM 11-05-2012
There are Monica Lewinsky jokes floating around this one somewhere...
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T.G 02:28 PM 11-05-2012
Originally Posted by Catfish:
There are Monica Lewinsky jokes floating around this one somewhere...
Depends where you look, not many near the foot, they all seem to be floating around the head. :-)
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Ogre 02:36 PM 11-05-2012
Give it to MAC, he will smoke anything!!!!!
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Blak Smyth 02:39 PM 11-05-2012
Originally Posted by Ogre:
Give it to MAC, he will smoke anything!!!!!
Larry, you could get drunk and lean against one of these! :-)
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T.G 02:46 PM 11-05-2012
Originally Posted by Ogre:
Give it to MAC, he will smoke anything!!!!!

Can you imagine the review?

1st 1/3: Jaw hurt.
2nd 1/3: Yaw huurt
final 1/3: ya hurrrr
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jluck 02:57 PM 11-05-2012
Originally Posted by 363:
and for only 20$ why not load a cooler full!
How many would you need to fill a cooler?, 3 or 4....
:-)
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pnoon 03:07 PM 11-05-2012
Originally Posted by T.G:
Can you imagine the review?

1st 1/3: Jaw hurt.
2nd 1/3: Yaw huurt
final 1/3: ya hurrrr
Now that is damn funny!
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Catfish 03:18 PM 11-05-2012
Originally Posted by pnoon:
Now that is damn funny!
QFT :-)
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TJarv 04:07 PM 11-05-2012
Larry I'll buy it for you if you promise to take pictures of you smoking it and send them to someone who is handy with photoshop
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LostAbbott 05:27 PM 11-05-2012
I was wondering how many lighters you would need to even get the foot going? Three, four, maybe one tank of a table top???
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Sumatra Samurai 05:41 PM 11-05-2012
This is actually tempting just for novelty, come on!
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Robulous78 07:31 PM 11-05-2012
From the website
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EL Monstruo
(single)

This massive 140+ Ring Gauge Bazuka is so enormous that we make it by special order ONLY in very limited quantities.
Because there is only so much tobacco in the world...

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This is an extremely rare size
No chit?

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and there is nothing like it of this quality anywhere in the world.
Quality to be determined

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The gargantuan Monstruo is a great smoking cigar
If you enjoy lockjaw...

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with an easy draw
I'll leave that to others to make fun of...

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that produces a medium bodied smoke
If your Godzilla...

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with an incredibly rich
Imagine that...

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warm
For the dirtier minds...

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and earthy.
If you mean both this cigar and the earth have gravitational pull...

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Price: $20.00
The best joke of all... :-)
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Remo 08:17 PM 11-05-2012
I would say a candidate for the Shack Punishment PP!
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omowasu 09:48 PM 11-05-2012
To make matters worse, they cant seem to properly spell "bazooka". That smoke looks plain disgusting - it looks like it was rolled by San Quentin inmates... :-)
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