- VERY BRAVE MAN JOKES ---

How do you turn a fox into an elephant?
Marry It!

What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A battery has a positive side.

Why is the space between a woman's breasts and her hips called a waist?
Because you could easily fit another pair of tits in there..

How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good?
Put a nipple on it.

Why do women fake orgasms ?
Because they think men care.

What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?
Nothing, she's been told twice already.

If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you, what have you done wrong?
Made her chain too long

Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.

Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those 'evolutionary things' that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.

Why do men pass gas more than women?
Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.

If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first ?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.

Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%..
It's called a Wedding Cake.

Why do Brides smile when they walk down the aisle?
They know they will never have to give oral sex again.

Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
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Manny, you are either not married or your wife does not read your posts!!!:-):-):-)
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LOL... I got this from an ATV site that i visit. A girl posted these. I showed my GF and no she wasnt too happy. I dont care the couch is more comfy anyways. LOL
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The waist is the only one I've never heard. I laughed my guts out.
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Why is the space between a woman's breasts and her hips called a waist?
Because you could easily fit another pair of tits in there..

Priceless!
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:-) :-)


:-)
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Those could all get you in trouble.
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but they are worth it... It dont matter my couch is comfy... :-)
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LOL!
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Awesome... funny, but true
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What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A battery has a positive side.

Why is the space between a woman's breasts and her hips called a waist?
Because you could easily fit another pair of tits in there..

How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good?
Put a nipple on it.

Why do women fake orgasms ?
Because they think men care.

What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?
Nothing, she's been told twice already.

If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you, what have you done wrong?
Made her chain too long

Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.

Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those 'evolutionary things' that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.

Why do men pass gas more than women?
Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.

If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first ?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.

Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%..
It's called a Wedding Cake.

Why do Brides smile when they walk down the aisle?
They know they will never have to give oral sex again.

Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.

:-) :-) :-)
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Good stuff :-)
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That's not right!!!

But I'm :-):-):-)
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How do you turn your dishwasher into a snow blower? Tell your wife to get a shovel.
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These were great Manny!

:-)
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:-):-):-):-):-)
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:-) :-) :-)
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I gotta bump this so I can send it to my daughter. She loves women jokes. :-)
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:-):-):-):-) Very funny, and truthful at the same time.
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:-):-):-)
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