WittyUserName 10:55 AM 08-10-2011
Today my world was rocked.......
I was having a great day, a spectacular day, and it all just came crashing down.
the conversation as follows: (names changed for privacy)
12:45:33 PM Friend: I don't like almonds...i just found out the peanut is not really a nut. I had no idea
12:48:00 PM me: if it is not a nut then it must me a seed?
12:48:14 PM me: then what about all other nuts with shells? wouldn't that be all nuts
12:48:15 PM Friend:bean
12:48: 21 PM me: a bean
12:48: 23 PM me: WTF
12:48: 25 PM me: no way
12:48:31 PM Friend: yup
12:48:37 PM me: proof I want proof
12:48:39 PM Friend:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peanut
12:48:43 PM me: damn it
12:48:50 PM me: damn the internet
12:48:56 PM me: and its witchcraft
12:49:18 PM Friend: i know. I read about it yesteray and my world came crashing down...now i dont like any nuts
I am sorry for bring you all this bad news but I feel it is not my duty to let the world know.
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M1903A1 10:57 AM 08-10-2011
MajorCaptSilly 11:15 AM 08-10-2011
A prune is a vegetable . . . no, a prune is not a vegetable. Cabbage is a vegetable . . . makes it O.K.
MCS
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Originally Posted by MajorCaptSilly:
A prune is a vegetable . . . no, a prune is not a vegetable. Cabbage is a vegetable . . . makes it O.K.
MCS
Plastic people are such a drag, wouldn't you say?
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Tyler 11:36 AM 08-10-2011
Wikipedia is hardly a trusted source. I NEED MORE PROOF.
:-)
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Subvet642 11:38 AM 08-10-2011
Originally Posted by T.G:
Plastic people are such a drag, wouldn't you say?
Not if you have the whole set...
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Skywalker 12:06 PM 08-10-2011
This whole thread is a... 
:-)
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RevSmoke 01:31 PM 08-10-2011
Cucumbers are those things that grow in the garden. When they are pickled in jars, they become pickles. They are not pickles until such time as they are pickled.
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MajorCaptSilly 02:03 PM 08-10-2011
Originally Posted by T.G:
Plastic people are such a drag, wouldn't you say?
You have no idea how happy I am that "you got it."
If you didn't have to Google it, I love you.
MCS
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Originally Posted by MajorCaptSilly:
You have no idea how happy I am that "you got it."
If you didn't have to Google it, I love you.
MCS
No google. Been a fan for a long time.
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The Poet 03:03 PM 08-10-2011
Well, actually peanuts are a legume, not a bean. A bean is a legume too, but it's not a peanut nor a pea, which is also a legume. All squares are rectangles, but not all rectangles are squares. And when it comes to the English language, I am definitely a square.
:-)
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nofeardiver 03:13 PM 08-10-2011
why is it called a PeaNUT then?
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The Poet 03:28 PM 08-10-2011
Originally Posted by nofeardiver:
why is it called a PeaNUT then?
How many feathers on a chickpea, brother?
:-)
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MajorCaptSilly 05:54 PM 08-10-2011
Originally Posted by T.G:
No google. Been a fan for a long time.
Well then, I love you.
MCS
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kelmac07 06:20 PM 08-10-2011
BC-Axeman 06:29 PM 08-10-2011
Almond is not a nut either. I think it's called a pome or something. Not going to wiki it right now.
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cmitch 06:56 PM 08-10-2011
Originally Posted by BC-Axeman:
Almond is not a nut either. I think it's called a pome or something. Not going to wiki it right now.
The almond is a pit nut like a cashew, apricot pit or peach seed pit.
Watermelons are vegetables along with honeydews, cantaloupes, musk melons and are distantly related to cucumbers though a watermelon will not cross with a cucumber. But a cantaloupe will.
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Col. Kurtz 07:19 PM 08-10-2011
Originally Posted by cmitch:
.. honeydews, cantaloupes, musk melons and are distantly related to cucumbers though a watermelon will not cross with a cucumber. But a cantaloupe will.
There are just some things even a watermelon won't do.
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hotreds 08:13 PM 08-10-2011
Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is knowing not to put one in a fruit salad.
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I think I just went NUTS reading this thread!!!!
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