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emopunker2004 03:13 AM 05-21-2011
" Inhabitants of New Zealand, scheduled to be among the first to meet the apocalypse according to a US fundamentalist preacher, this morning confirmed they were still in existence as the appointed time was reached in their time zone.

There were also unconfirmed reports that Tonga has, thus far, failed to boil into the Pacific.

Eighty-nine-year-old tele-evangelist Harold Camping had prophesied that the “Rapture” would begin with powerful earthquakes at 6pm in each of the world’s regions, after which the good would be beamed up to heaven.

This morning, Kiwis confirmed there were no signs of the dead rising from the grave, nor of the living ascending into the clouds to meet Jesus Christ.

Twitter users were disappointed by the absence of Armaggedon. "

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Barcode 03:37 AM 05-21-2011
I guess that means there will NOT be a Rapture Looting Party?
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Zeuceone 03:37 AM 05-21-2011
The planets have aligned..
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Drez 03:47 AM 05-21-2011
I'm just gonna pretend the rapture is happening at 6 pm.
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emopunker2004 03:48 AM 05-21-2011
Originally Posted by Drez:
I'm just gonna pretend the rapture is happening at 6 pm.
:-)
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pektel 05:42 AM 05-21-2011
Maybe new Zealand is just full of unrepented sinners.
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Skywalker 09:04 AM 05-21-2011
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I always wondered, "Who put up the sign?" and "Why?":-)
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Emjaysmash 09:10 AM 05-21-2011
Originally Posted by Barcode:
I guess that means there will NOT be a Rapture Looting Party?
Guess not. I will be attending my own Post Rapture-fail Herfing, however.
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BC-Axeman 09:14 AM 05-21-2011
The Rapture is still coming, they were just using the wrong texts to calculate the date.
Just you wait...
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taltos 09:41 AM 05-21-2011
I was worried, I thought that he said rupture.:-)
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RHNewfie 10:56 AM 05-21-2011
Originally Posted by Drez:
I'm just gonna pretend the rapture is happening at 6 pm.
Better yet, pretend it happened after 6! Walk up to strangers and say "awe man, you're still here too!"
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Ashcan Bill 11:31 AM 05-21-2011
Good thing it didn't happen. I slept late and would have really been irritated if I'd missed the opening ceremonies. Plus I hadn't even figured out what my End Of The World cigar was going to be. Dodged that bullet. :-)
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loki 11:42 AM 05-21-2011
damn it, i was looking forward to not having to see my inlaws today
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Bax 11:54 AM 05-21-2011
The Rapture did happen... in my pants. Sorry about the smell.
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rebelknight 12:01 PM 05-21-2011
I thought they said raptors. This is far less exciting
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emopunker2004 12:04 PM 05-21-2011
Originally Posted by Bax:
The Rapture did happen... in my pants. Sorry about the smell.
No no no. Thats RUPTURE
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Cornrow_Wallis 12:08 PM 05-21-2011
Originally Posted by rebelknight:
I thought they said raptors. This is far less exciting
Who says you can't have both?

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Remo 12:21 PM 05-21-2011
Glad I didn't start on my "people to whack" list, boy would I look silly!!
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sikk50 12:25 PM 05-21-2011
I came Skywalker's to herf but this is all there was :-)

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markem 01:51 PM 05-21-2011
I haven't gotten any Asian spam promising me large body parts and amazingly satisfied ladies since yesterday. Maybe there is something to the whole rapture thing ... :-)
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