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Jokes>The Shredder
icehog3 09:14 AM 04-19-2011
A young engineer was leaving the office at 5:45 p.m. when he found
the CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand.

"Listen," said the CEO, "this is a very sensitive and important document, and my secretary is not here. Can you make this thing work?"

"Certainly," said the young engineer. He turned on the machine, inserted the paper, and pressed the start button.

"Excellent, excellent!" said the CEO as his paper disappeared inside the machine, "I just need one copy."

Lesson: Never, Never, ever assume that your boss knows what he's doing.
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poker 09:23 AM 04-19-2011
lol
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HollywoodQue 09:25 AM 04-19-2011
Now ain't that the truth...LOL
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hscmit 09:50 AM 04-19-2011
funny,
I just got off the phone with him
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boonedoggle 09:51 AM 04-19-2011
awesome!:-)
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SmokeyJoe 10:15 AM 04-19-2011
Thanks for the smile, Admiral. :-)

Only problem is... my secretary is still laughing! :-)



:-)
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nofeardiver 10:44 AM 04-19-2011
LMAO, that is awesome
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MedicCook 11:03 AM 04-19-2011
:-)
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TBone 11:30 AM 04-19-2011
Too Funny
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Gophernut 11:34 AM 04-19-2011
:-):-):-) Very good.
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bvilchez 11:36 AM 04-19-2011
I read this as I hear the shredder going in my office:-):-)
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N2 GOLD 11:37 AM 04-19-2011
SOOOOOOOOOOOOO true.... :-) :-) :-)
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markem 11:51 AM 04-19-2011
I told you that story in confidence, Tom, and you promised not to tell anyone! :-)
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GolfNut 01:15 PM 04-19-2011
3rd time I've read it today here, and it still makes me laugh. :-)
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kugie 01:18 PM 04-19-2011
Oh, So true. :-)
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kickerb 01:20 PM 04-19-2011
haha, that was fantastic! thanks for the laugh.
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shilala 01:38 PM 04-19-2011
This is my wife's boss's wife to a tee. It made me lol.
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Skywalker 05:34 PM 04-19-2011
Originally Posted by SmokeyJoe:
Thanks for the smile, Admiral. :-)

Only problem is... my secretary is still laughing! :-)
:-)

:-) :-)
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kelmac07 08:14 PM 04-19-2011
So true!! :-) :-) :-)
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Ogre 08:50 PM 04-19-2011
How True It Is!!!!
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