When I came home Friday, I started unloading the car and headed for the back door. When I got there, much to my surprise, the car remote failed to unlock the door.
Today I warmed my coffee, and lo and behold, the milk DOES NOT fit in the microwave. It appears I either need a bigger microwave or smaller milk jug.
Thursday it cost me 45 bucks to get my keys out of my locked car. First time in my life I ever did that, and I really had to go out of my way to get that done.
I did something equally stupid on Wednesday, but I can't remember what it was. Oh yeah, I bought a new sprayer for my pressure washer, put it in my saddlebag on the bike, didn't strap it down, and lost it on the way home and had to go buy another one.

I don't really have any explanation for this sort of stuff. Either I've turned into Carlos, or these pills I'm taking are melting one of my last two brain cells.
Excuse me now, I'm going to go color. If I can find my crayons.
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No sharp objects for you for awhile!

MCS
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Might I recommend not operating heavy machinery for a while??:-)

Just pick a good cigar and collect your thoughts!:-)
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What did I open this thread?
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No running with scissors young man!! :-)
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I lost the keys to my car, cost me $240 bucks. Technology.....sometimes the devil.
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Scott,
While I sympathize, I sure as heck am glad I have company.:-):-):-)

Pissing in your pants yet?
Just wait, then your butt starts itching, daily!!!
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Time to empty the drool bucket!!!:-)
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Have you moved recently? Cause I have some coloring books at work.
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Let's ride bikes! :-)
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you stopped taking the Epicor. :-)


:-)
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Nows the time to do all those things your hesitant about! Bunji jump, hang glide, juggle piranhas, you know. That sorta thing! Have fun Brother!
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You are getting pretty old Scott.:-)
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old is a figment of Gary's imagination
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are you preggo? :-) The wife's brain went out the window then.
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It's gotta be the season. I tried twice to take my driver to the green today.
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Scott, brother, I'll keep you in my prayers.
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Make sure you keep in the lines while coloring Scott.
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Whatever you do Scott, DO NOT CROSS STREAMS!
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I can never remember to take my Alzheimer’s medication
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