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icehog3 11:32 PM 08-01-2010
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cellular phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to
talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN:'Hello'

WOMAN:'Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?'
MAN:'Yes'

WOMAN:'I am at the shops now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $2,000. Is it OK if I buy it?'

MAN: 'Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.'

WOMAN: 'I also stopped by the Lexus dealership and saw the new Models. I saw one I really liked.'

MAN: 'How much?'

WOMAN: '$90,000'

MAN: 'OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.'

WOMAN: 'Great! Oh, and one more thing...the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $980,000'

MAN: 'Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 80 thousand if it's > really a good deal.'

WOMAN: 'OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!'

MAN: 'Bye! I love you, too.'

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in
astonishment, mouths agape.

He turns and asks: 'Anyone know who this phone belongs to?'
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MedicCook 11:33 PM 08-01-2010
:-)
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Whee 11:34 PM 08-01-2010
:-)
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Chingas 12:16 AM 08-02-2010
"Smiley". Not bad Brother.
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BTcigars 12:38 AM 08-02-2010
Hah! :-)
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bobarian 12:38 AM 08-02-2010
:-):-):-):-)
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longknocker 04:48 AM 08-02-2010
One Of My Favorite Golf Jokes!:-):-)
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kelmac07 05:57 AM 08-02-2010
:-) :-) :-)
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Ogre 06:07 AM 08-02-2010
:-):-):-)
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Montano 06:19 AM 08-02-2010
I laughed :-)
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maverickdrinker 06:45 AM 08-02-2010
great jokE!!!!
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markem 06:50 PM 08-02-2010
So you are saying that you can be a better husband with someone else's wife? :-)
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Starscream 06:53 PM 08-02-2010
:-)
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icehog3 10:43 PM 08-02-2010
Originally Posted by markem:
So you are saying that you can be a better husband with someone else's wife? :-)
As long as I don't know the dude, Man.


:-) I keed, I keed! :-)
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CBI_2 06:48 PM 08-24-2010
:-):-):-):-)
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SD Beerman 06:55 PM 08-24-2010
[quote=icehog3;937438]Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cellular phone on a bench rings.

It is Pete's phone.:-)
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icantbejon 07:01 PM 08-24-2010
Excellent joke.
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Coach Deg 07:38 PM 08-24-2010
Nice!!!!
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M1903A1 08:08 PM 08-24-2010
LOL!! :-)
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sobranie10 08:54 PM 08-24-2010
:-):-):-):-):-)
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