I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 82). We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. His clothes were equally colorful: bright blue pants, electric green shirt, yellow belt....and I think there was eye makeup involved, too. My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring every time.
When the teenager had had enough, he sarcastically asked, “What’s the matter, old man? Never done anything wild in your life?" Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response, knowing he would have a good one, and in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response:
"Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son."
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LMAO :-)
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LOL only Dad :-)
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:-):-):-)
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hahaha, one of the few jokes that literally made me laugh.
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I needed that chuckle this morning! Thanks.
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:-) :-) :-)
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:-):-):-)
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Good One, Carlos!:-)
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Got a good laugh out of that one. Thanks
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Dad FTW!
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Dad 1-teen 0 :-) :-)
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Utter genius!! :-):-):-)
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Your dad is the man!
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that is funny..nearly choked on my beer..
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Thank you, I needed that laugh.
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YES:-)

:-):-)
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Shake his hand for me, that was a great one.
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Carlos, it is aparent that you may be a chip off the old block. Your dad still has a lot
on the ball, great story, I wish I could have seen the teenagers reaction.
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Guys,
While this is something I truly don't put pass my dad doing, can't take credit for it.
It is a joke and meant to make you guys smile.
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