Darrell 01:36 PM 02-11-2010
Phone rings....
Darrell: West Coast....
Caller: Do you have cigars?
Darrell: Yes Sir, we do!
Caller: Do you have boxes of Peach Optimos?
Darrell: No, I'm sorry we don't carry Peach Optimos.
Caller: Swishers?
Darrell: Sorry, no Swishers either.
Caller: Well what kind of cigars do you have then?
Darrell: Just premium stuff, no Optimos, Blunts, Swishers.
Caller: Well YOUR SHOP IS GAY!!!!!!!!!
Phone goes quiet.
What's wrong with people?
:-) :-) :-)
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Scottw 01:40 PM 02-11-2010
Holy **** thats funny D.
What about Garcia Y Vega?
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CasaDooley 01:46 PM 02-11-2010
:-)No Swishers!
Don't ya just love friendly folks Darrell.
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Resipsa 01:47 PM 02-11-2010
Maybe the caller knew it was you he was talking to???
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Darrell 01:48 PM 02-11-2010
Originally Posted by Resipsa:
Maybe the caller knew it was you he was talking to???
Yeah, definitely. I'm completely gay.
Come here and give me a big kiss.
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elderboy02 01:49 PM 02-11-2010
WTF Darrell? You don't carry Swishers or Phillie Blunts? I am never supporting your store
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BigAsh 01:51 PM 02-11-2010
:-):-)....Funny Darrell....sounds like my teenagers everytime they disagree with me (which is quite often)..."That's gay!"
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Mugen910 02:11 PM 02-11-2010
Originally Posted by Darrell:
Yeah, definitely. I'm completely gay.
Come here and give me a big kiss. :-)
I knew it!
Not that there is anything wrong with that..
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Jbailey 02:13 PM 02-11-2010
What kind of shop DO you have Darrell?
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GKitty 02:14 PM 02-11-2010
:-) :-)
Kids today. You buy 'em books and all they do is tear out the pages.
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Resipsa 02:14 PM 02-11-2010
Originally Posted by Darrell:
Yeah, definitely. I'm completely gay.
Originally Posted by Mugen910:
I knew it!
Not that there is anything wrong with that..:-)
My thoughts exactly Bao. Hey, if he chooses to out himself here, I say kudos to him!
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Darrell 02:18 PM 02-11-2010
Originally Posted by Resipsa:
My thoughts exactly Bao. Hey, if he chooses to out himself here, I say kudos to him!
Yeah, you in all of your infinite wisdom figured me out.
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Mugen910 02:22 PM 02-11-2010
Originally Posted by Resipsa:
My thoughts exactly Bao. Hey, if he chooses to out himself here, I say kudos to him!
As long as he's happy and proud...
:-)
Originally Posted by Darrell:
Yeah, you in all of your infinite wisdom figured me out.
[/sarcasm]
you cannot have [/sarcasm] without starting it with [sarcasm]...syntax Darrell...syntax!
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Resipsa 02:22 PM 02-11-2010
Maybe it's your sparkling personality and keen sense of wit that makes the callers there regard you so highly? I dunno
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elderboy02 02:28 PM 02-11-2010
Originally Posted by Mugen910:
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you cannot have [/sarcasm] without starting it with [sarcasm]...syntax Darrell...syntax!
:-)
As a computer programmer, you are going to have some problems with your sarcasm working
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SmokeyJoe 02:31 PM 02-11-2010
Hey! If you are gonna quote me, do it correctly... I said,
"Well your shop is PERFECTLY PEACHY gay!"
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Darrell 02:35 PM 02-11-2010
Originally Posted by Resipsa:
Maybe it's your sparkling personality and keen sense of wit....
I'm just following your example.
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Resipsa 02:41 PM 02-11-2010
Originally Posted by Darrell:
I'm just following your example. :-)
Finished last in your class huh?
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Darrell 02:42 PM 02-11-2010
Originally Posted by Resipsa:
Finished last in your class huh?:-)
Haha. Thanks for the laugh.
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Subvet642 02:43 PM 02-11-2010
Ya know, Darrell, could it be that the caller felt insulted when you said that you only carried "Premium Stuff", and not the crap he likes?
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