Railroad Sex

Tim walks into a bar with a big grin on his face, and orders a draft beer.

'What are you so happy about?' asks the Bartender.

'Well, I'll tell you,' replies the man. 'As you know, I live by the
railroad tracks. Well, on my way home from the bar, last
night, I noticed a young woman tied to the tracks, just like in the films.
I, of course, went and cut her free, and took her
back to my place.

Anyway, to make a long story short, I scored big time! We made love all
night, all over the house. We did everything: Me on top, sometimes her on top, every position imaginable!'

'Fantastic, you lucky bastard!' exclaimed the Bartender. Was she pretty?'

'Don't know..................Never found her head."
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lol :-)
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:-):-)
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:-) sick
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That's good :-)
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Was it Tim Ricker? :-)
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Zinger...!!! :-)
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Ouch!!
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Yikes:-)
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Good one. lol

:-)
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Sick, but funny!:-)
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Nice!!!
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Sex, sex, sex and no head, might as well be married :-)
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:-):-)
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:-):-):-)
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:-)
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Just like being married - we KNOW she didn't move during ANY of it!!
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:-)
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That is just wrong!:-)
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Top notch!


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Chris.....
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