Sometime while I was alseep last night (around 12:30am) I recieved a multimedia mesage on my phone. I only realized I had this message this morning inline for my coffee at work. Opening up the message (titled "here you go") was a self-taken picture of some guys penis, I almost dropped the phone, there were femaile coworkers everywhere!

Anyway, last night I watched the UofO Boise game with a bunch of duck fans (which I am not) so I did a little ribbing last night and thought this was one of my buddies getting back at me. But I did not recognise the number! I went to a public phone and called the number and was redirected to a person voice mail box. I wrote down the guys name (the name is pretty unique).

I typed the name in to google and as chance would have it, a Portland Facebook page comes up first (considering I did not know the correct spelling, I guessed the spelling, but I knew the phone number was 503 which is Portland, I figured very good chance this was the guy).

OK, fast forward, I start doing more and more searching of this guy and the phone number and eventually find his digital business card with name (as I had originally spelled it, the SAME phone number, I had my guy!!).

So this a$$hole leaves his facebook open, as does his wife, I know everything about them. They live on a ranch with stables which is part of the wives business, I find craiglist listings from this week to sell a lexus and a harley, I find their address through the wives business and from this determine their ranch is for sale... it is their ranch and the realtor pictures match the facebook pictures, then his facebook has listing about Chase Bank being idiots and he will not go down this way, anyway, it looks like he is way overcooked (along side the lexus and harley and horses and rvs and quad bikes pictured on facebook, thir ranch/house is for sale for 1.7 million).

More digging around reveals more info, previous employers, a failed company, two police reports (he was innocent, one his dog was run over in a hit and run, the other his ranch was burgerlized), TONS of pictures on his and his wifes facebook, where he went to high-school, the high-school yearbook...

The best part, the morning after he sends a picture of his fully erect dork to me a 12:30am in the morning, he has a facebook entry which is completely gushy... "I love my wife..... when I have to WORK late she understands, I am so lucky to have her, she is my best friend....". No way this dude was working late, unless you know of a job which requires you to send a picture of your erection to someone you just met (otherwise he would have had the number in his phonebook, he obviously punched it in wrong). This dude is also cheating on his wife, I am pretty dam sure of that!

So, this wasted my whole morning as I spent it disocvering all I can about this guy. But on the otherhand, once the funniness had died down, this 47 year old (thanks faceboook) a$$hole with 4 kids (and a pretty dam hot wife BTW) sent a picture of his prick to my phone... it could have been the phone of a 14 year old girl!

What would you guys do? I am just going to leave it, but when will people learn you do stupid sh!t, stupid sh!t happens!
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Lu, what he did is illegal in many/most states. If you really wanted to cook his goose, you could file charges.
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oops. You're on your own Bro :-)
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This screams for an anonymous facebook entry on his wall thanking him for the picture of the family gems. :-)


Or depending on a certain factor, one on his wife's page telling her she is a lucky women, so to speak. :-)
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Wow! I agree- just leave it be. If you get another picture- or even another communication- I'd probably tell the guy that he's misdialing his phone and you want that Lexus or his wife finds out!
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wow?

maybe it was for his wife? ( i know i doubt it too )
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Go to craigslist and post a "personal" ad for him, "men looking for men" then post all his contact info.

Hilarity should ensue.
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I would be all over this guy if he did not have my phone number in his history (unless he is serially messaging this picture). This is proof how hard it is to be anonymous. If I could be anonymous, he would have had a nasty phone call by now.
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Or send him a picture of yours... or better yet a female body part to cook his goose with his wife!!!:-)

I'm going to a dark place!:-)
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My wife got a picture mail of a girl in lingerie with candles all around. The text said "I've been bad."

Have to admit, I didn't mind it too much. :-)
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PM your phone number, I will send you this one, see if it changes this:-)
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I think the only thing to do is find a picture of the largest 'member' you can find and send it back to him...then let him know you have a larger ranch, more horses to boot!

Or, just let it go, your call I guess...
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Uhhhh. No thanks.
If I had the other one, I'd offer to send it to replace yours.
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Part of the problem is that I think its the one he send me...
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wow, you really spent that much time on this? I find it amazing how idiotic people are with these social networking sites and the amount of information they put on their profiles!! Simply dumbfounded!!

Just let it be, there are more important things to focus on in life. It's way too short! And I know hotreds was probably kidding, but his idea would find you in court battling a "blackmailing" charge. The average Joe cannot be anonymous, there's always a trail. Move on.
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Lu the private detective (no pun intended brother)!! Damn you dug deep!! So, the guy is a scumbag...what comes around, goes around. He will get his in the end.
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Had somethign similar happen once.. someone sending incredibly rude txt and pictures with foul language written on them. I took a picture of my cousins police badge and sent back in a text message. Never heard from em again.
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That might be what's worrying Lu. :-)
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