So this weekend my father, mother and I have been doing some repairs and painting on my house. I keep my lawn mowers, weed eater, and usual stuff in my garage. Fast forward to today about 30-45 minutes ago.

My dad and I are out front painting the house. I see a guy carrying a weed eater. I said, "Holy ****, that looks like mine". I run and check, sure enough the SOB went into my garage and took my weed eater. :-)

I chased him down bare feet got up behind him and scared the **** out of him. I told him, "WTF you doing with my weed eater". I told him he will go back to my lawn, he will put the weed eater down and HE WILL GO TO JAIL.

Called the City police. The perp kept lying to the cop telling him that the weed eater was on the sidewalk and that he did not go into my garage. Then the cop tells him, now why would an off-duty City of Dowagiac cop lie about this? The guys did one of these ----> :-)

He then said he went into my garage which is attached to my house and took the weed eater for his "dad". He was shaking and wanting a cigarette. I suspect that he was on drugs as he was not making a whole lot of sense.

Cop searches him and finds two credit cards (not his!) and says whose are these? He said, "My step-mom and she knows I have them". Cop says, "She doesn't know does she? She didn't give you permission to use these did she?". Perp then says, "No, she didn't give them to me". Ha!

What a crack head retard. Lesson of the day for me, "Always shut your garage door even if you are home".

Lesson of the day for him, "Next time when you steal something don't walk in front of the person's house you stole from and don't steal from a cop"

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:-)Crack Kills.

At least everything worked out in the end. You should have shot him in the knee cap Andrew. That would have been a cooler story.:-)
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Job security, Andrew. :-)
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Crack heads piss everyone off. :-)
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:-)
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I prefer not to be in the company of a crack head.

MCS
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I hope this won't affect your friendship with Mr. Potato Head, Scott.
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Good Work!
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:-):-):-)

Also as the saying goes: "It's better to be pissed off than pissed on." :-)
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We are still very close.

MCS
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Dumbasses are everywhere... :-)
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What did you just call me?
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I have better names for you... :-)
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I love it :-)! If anyone were to ever steal from me I always hope I catch them mid act or as they are leaving. What an idiot!
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Glad to hear you're quick on your feet...bare feet at that. Way to go White Lightning!!! :-)
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Wow!!!

Glad it all worked out Andrew!!!
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Glad everything turned out ok, Andrew.

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Dude.....DUDE! WTF! LOL
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Good for ya bro.

But please tell me you didn't go running after this guy unarmed.
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