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General Discussion>Has anyone ever heard of a lower abdomen virus?
Darrell 11:33 AM 07-06-2009
So not to keep everyone reading forever, I've been dealing with some severe lower back pain and flank pain for the last 4 or 5 days. I went to the Dr. and they gave me some antibiotics and told me they had no idea why I was having the pain.

It was not getting better so last night I went to the ER. The ER doctor took blood, urine, did a CT, and an X-ray. He assumed I had kidney stones, I was praying for NO kidney stones. I've heard horror stories. Anyway, he comes back and says no kidney stones, no kidney infection, no kidney failure (phew), and says I have a viral in my lower abdomen -- has anyone ever heard of this?

Oddly the remedy? A shot of steroids in the ass. I feel tons better today.

I just wanted to share and see if anyone had a similar experience?
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WildBlueSooner 11:49 AM 07-06-2009
I had a lower ab virus several years ago...they had a scientific name for the specific virus but I do not remember it. I was given oral medicine, not a shot in the hind end.
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MajorCaptSilly 11:53 AM 07-06-2009
Never heard of it. Glad you're feeling better, though. I know from your FB posts you had a crappy weekend.

MCS
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Stig 11:55 AM 07-06-2009
Originally Posted by Darrell:
Oddly the remedy? A shot in the ass. I feel tons better today.

I just wanted to share and see if anyone had a similar experience?
:-):-):-):-):-)
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Darrell 12:07 PM 07-06-2009
Originally Posted by WildBlueSooner:
I had a lower ab virus several years ago...they had a scientific name for the specific virus but I do not remember it. I was given oral medicine, not a shot in the hind end.
Yeah, it was a long ass name that started with an M.
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68TriShield 12:32 PM 07-06-2009
It's probably from shaving your ass a while back Darrell...
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Darrell 12:38 PM 07-06-2009
Originally Posted by 68TriShield:
It's probably from shaving your ass a while back Darrell...
Most likely. :-)
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Emjaysmash 12:45 PM 07-06-2009
Hope your feel better soon, Brother.
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Whee 12:46 PM 07-06-2009
So you really did have a bug up your ass.:-):-)
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rizzle 01:54 PM 07-06-2009
Tapeworms. :-)
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tobii3 01:54 PM 07-06-2009
never seen someone so happy to brag about 'roids in their a$$.....

:-)
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Old Sailor 02:02 PM 07-06-2009
Originally Posted by Darrell:
Yeah, it was a long ass name that started with an M.
That's why they gave you the shot in the rear!!:-)
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Darrell 02:48 PM 07-06-2009
Originally Posted by tobii3:
never seen someone so happy to brag about 'roids in their a$$.....

:-)
I know since you're Army, it's hard for you to understand something more than a few words without a "HOORAH" involved, but I never mentioned roids.

:-)
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WildBlueSooner 02:54 PM 07-06-2009
Originally Posted by Darrell:
I know since you're Army, it's hard for you to understand something more than a few words without a "HOORAH" involved, but I never mentioned roids.

:-)
Ruh roh! :-)
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doctorcue 02:55 PM 07-06-2009
Originally Posted by Darrell:
A shot of steroids in the ass.
Damn... you SF Giants fans keep it real! :-)

Glad to hear you are feeling better homie.
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Darrell 03:31 PM 07-06-2009
Originally Posted by doctorcue:
Damn... you SF Giants fans keep it real! :-)

Glad to hear you are feeling better homie.
We're just trying to be like Barry. :-)
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Scottw 03:34 PM 07-06-2009
Have you tried Fiber One? I read a post about it's medical benefits not too long ago. :-)
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MajorCaptSilly 03:37 PM 07-06-2009
Darrell,

I'm sorry some here have made light of your situation. I just want to say that I like you and respect you even though you get poked in the rear every time you get sick.

MCS
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bigloo 03:54 PM 07-06-2009
Originally Posted by Darrell:
Yeah, it was a long ass name that started with an M.
mmm, was it Manmeatstiffosorous? Did you have Manmeatstiffosorous up your bottom? I THINK this would give me back pains. The flank pains is probably from him holding on too tight, easy soldier, easy.

Seriously, keep a check on it. I had gall stones a while back and that was no fun and the symptoms sounds very similar to this. If they repeat make sure you get ultra-sound on your abdomen.

Lay off the C*ck Big-D... one more question, did you also have a sore throat?
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WildBlueSooner 03:56 PM 07-06-2009
Originally Posted by bigloo:
mmm, was it Manmeatstiffosorous? Did you have Manmeatstiffosorous up your bottom? I THINK this would give me back pains. The flank pains is probably from him holding on too tight, easy soldier, easy.

Seriously, keep a check on it. I had gall stones a while back and that was no fun and the symptoms sounds very similar to this. If they repeat make sure you get ultra-sound on your abdomen.

Lay off the C*ck Big-D... one more question, did you also have a sore throat?
:-):-):-):-)

I pooped and peed!
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