I hvae made it to ISOM :-) . It has been almost a fight to get on the fee internet since it will only recognize a set amount of computers, and the hard lined computers cost $6 for 15 minutes.

Walkig the beach from one end of th resort to the other I was approached by two self proclaimed "Dr. Feelgoods" offering the Ganj. I politley said no then they asked If I would like a real Cuban cigar. I said sure and he pulled out a "Genuine Cohiba" from his pocket. The band looked legit but the thing inside the band looked like a wrinkly brown dog rocket. I laughed and said no thanks.

there are what appear to be legit habanas in the "gift shop" Pack of Cohiba Minis for $65 :-) I think I will just be smoking what I brought with me.

The resort is beautiful everything is done in granite and procelin, and the drinks are FREE :-) There is a liquor dispenser in my room too. From the air port to the resort takes us though some ofe the slums and what not and the driving is rediculous! Hopefully I will be able to attain internet tonight so I can post pictures.

Just wanted to pop n and say I am still alive and well. Time for me to light something up and smoke away the day. :-):-)
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Awesome have fun and say no to the ganji! :-)
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Have fun! Keep us updated as best you can.

:-)
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Have a good time bro:-)

Pass on the grass:-) :-)

and the fake habanos
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Enjoy.
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Have a great time!!
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Glad to hear you made it. Don't smoke those dog turds as they might be real dog turds :-) Oh and to have a liquor dispenser in the room = priceless
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Gearing up for dinner. I have decided to forgo the cigar buying unless I am allowed to see a box code or at the Duty Free in the airport.

Today I pretty much just lazed around the pool. I did win a bottle of Rum by playing ring toss (toss the ring around the bottle neck and win the bottle). yay me and I can refill it in my room with the dispenser :-) Been taking lots of pictures, and some good news and bad news for you all.

Good news is the beach at the resort is a topless beach!

Bad news i cant post those pictures here sorry.

will keep you updated but I'm having a really awesome time. I am very glad I brought 30+ smokes with me too :-) until later Have fun y'all.
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Sounds like a great time. Enjoy the rest and try not to get whiplash on the beach.
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Dont worry...we can give you our email addys to send the pictures to :-)
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:-) No doubt! :-)
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Stay safe out there!

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Old pirates, yes, they rob I;
Sold I to the merchant ships,
Minutes after they took I
From the bottomless pit.
But my hand was made strong
By the 'and of the Almighty.
We forward in this generation
Triumphantly.
Won't you help to sing
These songs of freedom? -
'Cause all I ever have:
Redemption songs;
Redemption songs.
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What resort are you staying at? I assume its an all-inclusive?
The wife and I are thinking about going to Jamaica and I am looking for ideas.
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Where are you Wolfie? Sounds like you didn't go far from the airport...I'm assuming Montego Bay?
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:-) I have this thing called e-mail as well :-)
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I see no emails pmed to me lol

Here is a picture from our balcony to tide you over. :-)

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What resort are you staying at?
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I am at the Riu Ocho Rios. we flew into Montego Bay Jamaica then took a bus ride to the resort. It is beautiful, the people are very friendly, the drinks are as striong as you want them, and EVERYTHING is free (food, bar, entertainment, and of course bewbs).
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Nice...looks like an awesome time!
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