I filed this under "You've got to be kidding me!"
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090324/...h_suspension_3
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Pretty crazy. From the kids perspective, if you have to fart, come up with a good joke about it. Otherwise, they'll be laughing at you and not with you.
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WOW!!! a 15 year old 8th Grader??? Hes wont have to worry about taking the bus soon, hes almost old enough to drive himself! :-):-)

I wonder if hes a relative of Peters:-) :-)
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I think it was Kevin aka Ucubed.
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:-)
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That kid sounds too dumb to even play for Florida State even if they cooked his grades. If I could have gotten suspended/arrested for farting, I would still be walking to school or still be in jail.:-)
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I was famous for this sort of thing in 5th grade :-)
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:-)
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Suspended for farting (causing a disturbance) on a school bus?!?!?!?!?!?

And people say California is phukked up?

Like taltos, I'd still be walking or jailed. :-)
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wow.
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This thread has inspired me. I remember the "feel good" junk from the '90's like Hands Across America. I wonder if we could get Taco Bell or Hormel Chili to sponsor Farts Across America and show the world that we are working on alternative energy sources.:-)
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lol thats funny and sad at the same time...

if my job followed that policy I would most likely be unemployed.
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I laughed my ass off....at first. That is pretty disturbing!
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Wow, that must have been one heck of a fart to get suspended for it. Maybe he should have put a little backspin on it. :-)
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:-):-):-) Just connect a hose from your rear to the car's intake manifold.


I could tell you all a nickname from an incident I had in grade school but then I would have to kill you all or kill myself or :-)
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Did you shart yourself in class? :-) :-)
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Fortunately no. Sounded like it though. :-)
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I used to get a good case of the farts during a wrestling match. Great offensive and defensive weapon.:-)
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:-):-):-)
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:-)
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