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smitdavi 07:38 PM 02-12-2009
you buy a vacuum and your excited about it.


Thought this thread would be fun. When ever you do something that makes you realize your getting older post it here. Also the older inmates, please post the warning sings that you realized when you were in your 20's
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Whee 07:40 PM 02-12-2009
When my daughter's former pre teen babysitter now has her own child and is a teacher in my younger daughter's school.

Time flies....

You know your getting older when your shoulders hurt and shopping for vacuums excite you..:-)

But you already knew that...:-)
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Kreth 07:45 PM 02-12-2009
When you make a golf shot and your back sounds like firecrackers.
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TripleF 07:46 PM 02-12-2009
in a conversation you say........"I guess it was about 25 or 30 years ago"


sheeeeeesh
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markem 07:47 PM 02-12-2009
You think of "colonoscopy" as a verb.
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cricky101 07:48 PM 02-12-2009
I got a good deal on paper towels last weekend and it made my day.
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gettysburgfreak 07:49 PM 02-12-2009
when your right knee starts to hurt for no reason
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TripleF 07:51 PM 02-12-2009
Originally Posted by cricky101:
I got a good deal on paper towels last weekend and it made my day.

that's some funny ship!!! LOL :-)
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smitdavi 07:51 PM 02-12-2009
what about when you no long listen to top 40 on the radio and you now listen to talk radio
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smitdavi 07:52 PM 02-12-2009
lol here's a good one that I've used lately. The other night I told Katie is was going to rain the next day because the joints in my body hurt.
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SilverFox 07:53 PM 02-12-2009
When your 8 year old comes up from the basement with one of your old record albums and says hey Papa, what is this?
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TripleF 07:55 PM 02-12-2009
Originally Posted by SilverFox:
When your 8 year old comes up from the basement with one of your old record albums and says hey Papa, what is this?


:-) :-)

Just be glad it wasn't an eight track. Did I say that out loud?

there's another getting older saying.......
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Sailkat 07:59 PM 02-12-2009
....you try to explain to a 20 something co-worker that the letters on the telephone were there because telephone numbers used to have letters in them......not for text messaging.
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GTsetGO 08:02 PM 02-12-2009
you are correct about the vacuum.

sad thing is is that my wife wanted one for xmas two years ago. and yes, she got one. :-)
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Ubergopher 08:02 PM 02-12-2009
...Sooo... What are you doing with your old vacuum?
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TheJ 08:04 PM 02-12-2009
When I don't ride the motorcycle I drive the Odyssey and I'm not embarrassed. I even get all excited when I push the keyless entry on the remote and the doors slide open like I can control the force.
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Whee 08:05 PM 02-12-2009
Originally Posted by Sailkat:
....you try to explain to a 20 something co-worker that the letters on the telephone were there because telephone numbers used to have letters in them......not for text messaging.

BR5-49:-)

Simpler times...

For the damn youngin's loitering on my lawn...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeDX6ESys10
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Sailkat 08:09 PM 02-12-2009
Originally Posted by illinoishoosier:
BR5-49:-)

Simpler times...
TU4-37..:-)

The thing that was even funnier.....was that she acted like it was the most incredible thing she had ever heard
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markem 08:12 PM 02-12-2009
When you see a cute coed and wonder what her mom looks like
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smitdavi 08:15 PM 02-12-2009
Originally Posted by Ubergopher:
...Sooo... What are you doing with your old vacuum?
trash it...it's a Target special that was worthless. You want it, I'll give you a good deal :-)

Originally Posted by GTsetGO:
you are correct about the vacuum.

sad thing is is that my wife wanted one for xmas two years ago. and yes, she got one. :-)
I asked Katie if she wanted one for her bday and I got "the look". Then we bought the one tonight with here bday money lol...go figure
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