say you had to defend yourself from zombies using only whats to your left right now...
25lb maine coon/tabby mix
17lb egyption mau/Siberian mix
comcast dvr remote
ps3 controller
netflix dvd
car insurance papers
dvd-rs

yeah i'm pretty much hosed
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My left? My toolbox is to my left...a saw, a screwdrivers, hedge clippers. I may be okay. Now to my right? My gun cabinet!:-)
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Love the thread!

Pocket knife 1
pocket knife 2
Blade from older pocket knife
Lit Boli PC, tho i wouldn't use this, i could burn the zombies eyeballs out and then continue the smoke!
3 puppies at disposal...
iphone 4
standing ashtray
the laptop i'm using now
Lamp Berger with oil - good for smashing skulls
couple lighters, couple cutters
acoustic guitar
side speaker with glass stand - that'll hurt
the list goes on but the zombies don't - those dead bastards are, well, DEAD!
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An Xbox controller, surrouns sound remote, tv remote, cell phone, a leather chair, a basket of clean clothes, and a couch cushion.

I think I am dead also, unless the zombie's weak point happens to be downy fabric softener or pillows.
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My girlfriend. I could probably run faster than her...
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Id take five steps in the opposite direction instead and grab my Mossberg and 92FS.
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Solid red oak bo staff. We'd be fine. :-)
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DAMN!:-)
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I look to my left and all I see is a wall. I guess it will keep the zombies at bay.
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:-)
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Glad I came upon this thread right now because immediately to my left is:

Cell Phone
scissors
2 heavy pens
Gil Hibben fantasy knife with a nice large blade
3in Case pocket knife
Highlander Dirk by Marto (10 inch blade weighs about 6 pounds)
and best of all, my old Stevens .410 shotty with a full box of shells

I'm slow but I could last a little while anyway. :-)
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Clowns

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMAIsqvTh7g
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My manly fedora and my DD214.

I'll be fine. :-)
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A window....well, after I crawl over part of a computer desk with a printer....
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5 empty beer bottles, 4 cans of Dust-Off, a Rubiks Cube, and some ****o's for distraction.
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I am sort of ok and also sort of screwed. To my left is one of my two dogs. Unfortunately, it is my dog who is a big p*ssy so she would most likely piss on the floor and than run and hide rather than defend me. Also to my left is my 1911 which will be good for defense until I run out of bullets which sadly the other mag is in the glove box of my truck and the other 200 rounds are upstairs and not to my left so I will give one or two a good fight and than I am Zombie food.:-)
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I feel bad for the poor guy who has a wall to his left... and zombie death coming to the right. :-)
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I'm on the deck but immediately to my left is my lighter, cutter, small box fan, propane tank/outdoor heater, and a plastic sandbox shovel. I think I'd better call MacGyver and see what I can make.
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Diet Dr Pepper (in a bottle)
Wallet
Ball point pen
Envelope with notes from work scribbled on it
2 Cell phones
Refrigerator
Refrigerator magnets
Car keys
2 loaves of bread
Portable hard drive
The legs of a dancer (yes, just the legs)

MCS
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Just turn around. Problem solved. :-)

Me:
Multimeter
Guitar Capo
TPMS sensor
Korean cookbook
Window film
Roomba vaccum remote
Gift Card for a really nice Italian restaurant
Empty Sancho Panza box
Empty humidor

Oh crap, I'm screwed. I guess I could always buy them a nice dinner.
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