• You can GET cigars.
• You can safely have cigars while you are driving.
• You can make cigars last as long as you want them to.
• You can have cigars even in front of your mother.
• Two people of the same sex can have cigars without being called nasty names.
• The word "commitment" doesn't scare off cigars.
• You can have cigars on top of your workbench/desk during working hours without upsetting your co-workers.
• You can ask a stranger for a cigar without getting your face slapped.
• With cigars there's no need to fake it.
• Cigars don't make you pregnant.
• You can have cigars at any time of the month.
• Good cigars are easy to find.
• You can have as many kinds of cigars as you can handle.
• When you have great cigars it doesn't keep your neighbours awake
• With cigars size doesn't matter. It's ALL good!
[Reply]

If you think cigars are better than sex then u just aren't doing t right brother:-)
[Reply]

lol or maybe your just not smoking the 'good stuff' Resipsa.

Nice thread Adam, very funny read.
[Reply]

lol thank you
[Reply]

lol Adam
[Reply]

Funee :-)
[Reply]

Or maybe he's married.:-)
[Reply]

lol man i allmost was lol
[Reply]

Funny list man!
[Reply]

I think you just haven't found the right woman. :-)
[Reply]

Funny stuff, Adam!! :-)

Good thing it is possible to have both.

A lil Kipling for those who haven't seen it: http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/showthread.php?t=18455
[Reply]

:-):-)
[Reply]

Did he change his mind Adam? :-)
[Reply]

:-)
[Reply]

This Thread=Blasphemy
[Reply]