Jokes>Why did the Pervert cross the road?
8zeros 01:23 PM 02-06-2014
'Cuz he was stuck in the chicken.
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markem 01:25 PM 02-06-2014
Did you ever manage to get out?
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big_jaygee 01:27 PM 02-06-2014
Originally Posted by markem:
Did you ever manage to get out?
:-) :-) :-)
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8zeros 01:29 PM 02-06-2014
Originally Posted by markem:
Did you ever manage to get out?
:-):-)
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Dave128 01:38 PM 02-06-2014
Originally Posted by markem:
Did you ever manage to get out?
Originally Posted by 8zeros:
:-):-)
I'll take that as a 'no'.
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Originally Posted by markem:
Did you ever manage to get out?
Small enough to fit is the sad part
:-)
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8zeros 01:49 PM 02-06-2014
Originally Posted by Remo:
Small enough to fit is the sad part :-)
You've obviously never seen a chicken egg. Or was that supposed to be humor.
:-)
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kydsid 02:04 PM 02-06-2014
Originally Posted by 8zeros:
You've obviously never seen a chicken egg. Or was that supposed to be humor.
:-)
I guess you aren't the kind of guy to stick around after the fact. Eggs come out a little rubbery. They harden shortly after laying. The cloaca on a hen is pretty small.
:-)
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icehog3 02:05 PM 02-06-2014
I once blew a mucus-ball the size of a golf ball out of my nose in the shower when I had bronchitis.
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the jiggler 03:01 PM 02-06-2014
Originally Posted by kydsid:
I guess you aren't the kind of guy to stick around after the fact. Eggs come out a little rubbery. They harden shortly after laying. The cloaca on a hen is pretty small.:-)
Heh heh cloaca.... Heh heh heh
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dijit 03:04 PM 02-06-2014
Originally Posted by icehog3:
I once blew a mucus-ball the size of a golf ball out of my nose in the shower when I had bronchitis.
You sir must have a really big nose!
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icehog3 04:10 PM 02-06-2014
Originally Posted by dijit:
You sir must have a really big nose!
It is fairly big. But you are missing the point. And that is.....my mucus-balls are much like a chicken's egg, though likely not as delicious when fried.
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markem 04:12 PM 02-06-2014
icehog3 04:21 PM 02-06-2014
Originally Posted by markem:
mmmmmmm... fried mucus :-) :-)
You should try my Snots Benedict!
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cjhalbrooks 05:19 PM 02-06-2014
Originally Posted by icehog3:
You should try my Snots Benedict!
Next hurf your cooking lol
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markem 05:20 PM 02-06-2014
Originally Posted by cjhalbrooks:
Next hurf your cooking lol
I like that word, hurf. Seems like a combination herf and hurl
:-)
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CigarNut 05:38 PM 02-06-2014
All I can add is that this thread had me
:-)
:-)
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