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Blueface 09:44 AM 02-05-2014
I couldn't help but over-hear two guys in their mid-twenties while sitting at a bar.
One of the guys says to his buddy, "Man you look tired."

His buddy says, "Dude I'm exhausted. My girlfriend and I have sex all the time.
I just don't know what to do."

A fellow about my age (55), sitting a couple of stools down had also over-heard the conversation. He looked over at the two young men and with the wisdom of years says, "Marry her. That'll put a stop to that chit!"
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markem 10:11 AM 02-05-2014
That also fixes the "I have too much time", "Boy am I able to save a lot for retirement", "So glad I don't have kids", and "My house has soooo much room" problems.
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CigarNut 10:17 AM 02-05-2014
Originally Posted by Blueface:
I couldn't help but over-hear two guys in their mid-twenties while sitting at a bar.
One of the guys says to his buddy, "Man you look tired."

His buddy says, "Dude I'm exhausted. My girlfriend and I have sex all the time.
I just don't know what to do."

A fellow about my age (55), sitting a couple of stools down had also over-heard the conversation. He looked over at the two young men and with the wisdom of years says, "Marry her. That'll put a stop to that chit!"
Originally Posted by markem:
That also fixes the "I have too much time", "Boy am I able to save a lot for retirement", "So glad I don't have kids", and "My house has soooo much room" problems.
:-) :-)
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kelmac07 10:22 AM 02-05-2014
:-) :-)
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cjhalbrooks 11:06 AM 02-05-2014
sure does lol
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pektel 11:17 AM 02-05-2014
This is posted in the jokes forum. Should be in the non-fiction section.
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STEVE S 01:28 PM 02-05-2014
:-):-):-):-)
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